THE GOOD MORNING HOT CROISSANT THREAD REVISITED

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Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Time for a cup of tea and a buttered scone with jam out on the veranda! laugh



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
What a pleasure!!....sun's out, summer's just about here...keep the tea, have a beer...cheers



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Good threads never die....laugh thumbs up banana
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
There always has to be a coffee shop!



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
My only question is....does a successful coffee shop have to have a slappy waittress or not??....cool confused
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Lagoona22: My only question is....does a successful coffee shop have to have a slappy waittress or not??....


It's not vital but it certainly helps the ambience!professor



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
While I sit here reading the newspaper in the late sun, enjoying this glorious cappuccinno.....I am seriously considering the wisdom of posting an ad here for a waittress for this establishment.........

...now...how would this ad be worded??....hmmmmmmmmm.......confused
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Lagoona22: While I sit here reading the newspaper in the late sun, enjoying this glorious cappuccinno.....I am seriously considering the wisdom of posting an ad here for a waittress for this establishment.........

...now...how would this ad be worded??....hmmmmmmmmm.......


"Hot Tart needed to accompany Warm Coffee"? laugh
costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain
Fallingman: "Hot Tart needed to accompany Warm Coffee"?


Tart with a Cart?

grin



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
A Jolly Trolley Dolly??....laugh

costagirl: Tart with a Cart?
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
costagirl: Tart with a Cart?


Small Cafe need Large Cups! laugh



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
The difficulty for me would be how to formulate "cleavage with nice slappable ass" in politically acceptable language.......the rest are details....confused typing


Fallingman: "Hot Tart needed to accompany Warm Coffee"?



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Perfect!!!!......rolling on the floor laughing applause banana rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Fallingman: Small Cafe need Large Cups!



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
by the way...Costagirl....you wouldn't be interested in this position, would ya??....the perks are fabulous...


blushing grin

costagirl: Tart with a Cart?
costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain
Lagoona22: by the way...Costagirl....you wouldn't be interested in this position, would ya??....the perks are fabulous...


Sounds good, any salary or just priviliges

grin



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
For you, both.....as long as you don't date Fallingman....


rolling on the floor laughing laugh banana

costagirl: Sounds good, any salary or just priviliges
costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain
Lagoona22: For you, both.....as long as you don't date Fallingman....



I haven't been asked



waiter



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Just wait a bit....he's busy getting his courage up....or maybe he's washing dishes in the back....laugh kiss


costagirl: I haven't been asked
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Listen Old Man, if the girl is willing I'm willing to ask...but no cappucinos after lunch! I'll work up your politically correct version presently! laugh



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
There you go...!!...laugh




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