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Good, I will peg the money out to dry here in Austria, after you have 'cleaned' it.

Safer that way.

Oder?

Plus we are thieves, it will be easier to get it to Linz from Salzburg.

Why that effin impostor!
All those spelling mistakes? An insult!

Now THAT is a transparent Scam!

Well, he is a Doctor you know, and since when must doctors be able to spell? They spend their time disecting dead bodies and learning words in Latin, and how to write prescriptions in this ancient language, and all that sort of stuff!

These guys sitting at their computer banks way down south there in Efrica or wherever .... you`d think they`d have an Editor to work out their spelling and grammar mistakes, huh?

You should see the photo of this very handsome young doctor who chose lucky me to appeal to!

/// how is the new building project coming along smoky dear///

Herr Conrad, puhleese, this is Dr. James Harlow you are talking about.

Isn`t that some soapy doctors name? .. Sounds a bit familiar .... Dr James Harlow... has a nice ring to it.

Well show us then.

Would love to. Okay, I will try and copy and paste it to this site, if I can. I`m a bit dumb with these things, but will try.

Nah, hey, photos have to be at the beginning of a thread, I think? Anyway, take my word for it ... He is about 30-ish, blonde, handsome in a rugged manly way, sitting in a comfortable armchair, smiling at the camera. My first thought was "Hey Wow, I hit a luck here!" ... then I read his message ..... Damn ... foiled again!

I need one of those Conrad Man Traps! I`ll put it out early in the morning in the road in front of my house, and see who I can trap.. Or outside the pub up the road at about 1am in the morning .. those with wedding rings I`ll discard, and sift thru the rest, try and find their bank statements.

Wedward dear, the new building project is coming along very nicely, thank you. We`ve laid the foundations, after completing the Nucleur bomb shelter, thats connected via the underground tunnels, to the the emergency underground nucleur bomb proof hospital and fire department, and now we are on the 4th phase of granite flooring being laid over the 1st phase heating system thats connected to the newly installed hot-air heating system which replaced the previous oil-heating, over which was laid the 2nd phase insulation, prior to the 3rd phase base inlay to support the 5th phase, which will be installed after the 4th phase is completed. By which time the contractors for the 6th to 9th phases should be in stand-by mode to complete the vertical insulations - as soon as I can decide on which shower system to install........ Do I have a raised plinth?.. Or do I go for the ground level water drainage system?

This is a highly complicated decision to make as the raised plinth will require complicated additions such as a surround system to contain water spray ...... Whereas the ground level drainage system is merely a walk-in and turn on the shower and nothing to clean. I think I`m going to go for the latter?

Thank you for your soliquitious enquiry. Nice to have such interest shown in my building renovations.

Go for the walki in one, smoky, pain in the arse with a plinth.

I have a walk in shower, it is great, but I do have to clean the glass surround after every shower, because of the risk of water stains.

Well, we could let Marki at him. He is more suitable for her age.

We need to make sure he has some cash, and no wedding rings, you know what kind of scrapes she gets herself into.

Nein, I dont want those glass things - they got to be cleaned. I want one of those Open-Air showers - just a hole in the ground, except it would take up all the lounge and dining area and bedroom and kitchen space! Then I can start again from Ground Zero and build the rest of the apartment?

build a glass house in ur yard

Read the writing Rodolpho .... NO GLASS!

Here in CH we got tremendous amounts of Kalk (Lime) in the water and it coats everything in a hard white layer that looks revolting ...... So, I will have to deprive my neighbors of views of my deletable naked body taking a shower ...... the shower will have to be contained behind and inside brick walls, sadly.

Whats my shower got to do with Scam stories of Dr James Harlow?

Oh sorry then dig a hole in the stone??? cover it with a woodenlovesaunashack maybe?

Oh I love my glass surround, cleaning it, I have one of those sweepy swooshy things.

It is so satisfying.

I find your way of building apartments, strangely odd.

Showers first and then the rest?

Jawohl ... the Suisse do everything from below ground level first.... cause then you know how high your floor is gonna be .... which determines how high the ceiling is gonna be, which determines where the next floor begins, which determines where the roof goes. And you only get one chance to determine what sort of shower you want, so the whole floor doesnt have to be torn up to re-do it, which will entail tearing up the rest of the house floor to which the apartment is attached, cause the pipes all run thru the basement of the main house, where that basement is also in the process of being renovated to become a future Dungeon Medieval Restaurant and offices, once the underground water storage tank has been drained and deepened and the sewer pipes raised to above head level ..... Ja, tis a complicated process. Maybe by the time I`m about 88 I`ll move into my apartment....

Depends on the Location in CH.
If you really want Lime,go live in the Jura,or near the Lägern,around Baden,Aargau!