ooby_dooby: My name is Tom and I'm from Virginia in the USA. I am here to inform you fine people that Jan1305 and I have decided to become an item and I just want to assure you that I will treat her like the princess she is and probably spoil her rotten.
Sometimes it really does work.
Hello Tom, you know me, Sommer from the international shreds, as we lovingly call them here.
Now, here in the EU forums, we are a little group that know our own quite well.
See, our Jan, is special to us, so once you have the low down from smoky, the boob jokes from the selfish swine who has closed down our coffee shop known as Lago, the thought for Phoenix of having a mate who took the piss out of him for his love of Man UTD, the ramblings of our beloved Radders, not to mention the love from Marti and of course the hoots of joy from Marki.
Not to mention the scouse of Elley, the gorgeoous Mano who will look as lickable as ever, (swoons) the best wishes of a man who posts an eye as his picture, shot will be wearing his crocs and of course Rusty will be crashing open his latest bottle of wine and talking to you about the current credit crisis, what are you going to give us in exchange for Jan and her affections?????
We are on a mission with waist beads, Imma and Ven will want some verification of all of your intentions.
You must wait the induction ceremony of all times, after the Swiss contingency have cleaned our money, Holland has accepted that prostitution is illegal elsewhere and the Malta have declared themselves as a Eurovision song contest winner.
I must admit you are bloody brave posting this in here.
Amongst all of that, may I be the first to wish you a lucky son of a gun and take care of our Jan.
We love her, see.
(This just may bring Lago back)
Tom, a delight to meet you over that puddle of water.