morgan5: You forgot to give me your nearest Western Union Office.
If ya gonna do this, do it right
Morgan5 - you are a lovely, very attractive woman and I feel a strange uncontrolable yearing to hold you in my arms and kiss you all over!
Darling, something terrible has happened and I do not wish to burden you but my poor old mother has gone blue in the face and is choking on a rather large Easter egg somebody gave her several weeks ago but she'd been saving for a rainy day!
It's so sad to see her choking, but I really don't want to stick my finger down her throat and wiggle it around - please send me [15 euros IMMEDIATELY so I can pay for the doctor to come and visit.
I shall love you always - especially if you send me just
15 euros 15,000,000 euros IMMEDIATELY!
All my love,
Rusty Bollocks Dusty Wallet!