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cannot agree more Woof..

Hhumm where is my Cuba Libre been waiting for 2 days

We tell them Jokes on the Bernoise People here!

you mean they are even slower
they evolved from turtles then

Seems they are pretty slow in Antwerp too. Two days to serve a Cuba Libre.
The Bernoise couldn't even beat that!

Marti asked me what i liked to drink. She said she would get me one too and am still waiting. Must be the air in Malta.

where did it go
oh well read this one in the Canadian
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found.
So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend and drives forward saving the horse from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again, and the chicken falls into a mud hole. The chicken tells the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse says: "I think I can get you out."
So he stretches over the width of the hole and says: "Grab hold of my 'thing' and pull yourself up."
The chicken does this and is pulled to safety. Moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

ha ha

One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says "Oh just a beer".

The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?".

The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would'nt talk to me for a month".

The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"?

The man siad "Well the month is up tonight".

--- Did you hear the latest about Swine Flu



























They've - cured it

Love philosophy:

If you love something – set it free.

If it will come back – it will be yours for forever.

If it won’t come back – it never was yours.

But if it just sits in your room, watches your TV, eats your food, destroys your things, talks on your phone, takes your money, and doesn’t care that you’ve set if free a long time ago...

...it means that you are either married to it, or have given birth to it.

I love it, Tulefel

Darling, what do you love more: my stunning body or my gorgeous face?

Your sense of humour...

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Ama you are just mean ..

Yes, I am. And you just love it, don't you?

yep ..

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Remember, the best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Notice at a golf course:
"Any persons [except players] caught collecting golf balls on this course will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.."


Sign in a Public Waiting Room:
'Please, do not throw your cigarette ends on the floor,
the cockroaches are getting cancer'