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wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:19 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Sommerauer71: You'll miss all that door slamming when I am banged up in prison.

I expect you to come and visit me.
Hey Sommer maybe we could arrange to get a cell together I'm a Cancer too rolling on the floor laughing
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:19 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Fallingman: If I weren't too busy playing with myself i would come round and rob your house!


If you were not too busy playing with yourself, you could have come round and had more than the contents.

Terrible you lot. Fairweather friends...
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:19 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
wooffy: Hey Sommer maybe we could arrange to get a cell together I'm a Cancer too


Now this is looking much better...
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wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:20 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Sommerauer71: Now this is looking much better...
I will become your sex slavebanana
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wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:44 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Oh no I just lost a cell mate I guess. She ran for the hills rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Amaryllis Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:45 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Sommerauer71: You'll miss all that door slamming when I am banged up in prison.

I expect you to come and visit me.


Hello there, gorgeous.

Ja, I think you've put it off long enough. It's better there than on welfare..rolling on the floor laughing

Of course, I'll come and visit you everyday. Morning or night? Afternoon?

We'll be flaunting my power as a General (whatyamacallit)rolling on the floor laughing
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Amaryllis Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:48 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
wooffy: Oh no I just lost a cell mate I guess. She ran for the hills


That's really strange, Wooffy! I never saw Sommer got scared before!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:52 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Amaryllis: That's really strange, Wooffy! I never saw Sommer got scared before!!!

Yeah well sometimes I scare myself rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing blushing
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smoky Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:54 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
cool Hey everyone ... Isn`t it just SO wonderful to at long last have a completely honest Horoscope that uncovers all your hidden talents?dancing
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wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:56 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
smoky: Hey everyone ... Isn`t it just SO wonderful to at long last have a completely honest Horoscope that uncovers all your hidden talents?

That I scare people isn't really a hidden talent. It's well known
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:58 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
By the way hi smoky wave
It's about time you start to shake the sand out of your undies and get back to jodleinglaugh
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:59 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Conrad73: Oh my,as usual we Libras are getting the Short,Dirty End of the Stick!


Would be alright if this Libra Lass could get hold of the "Dirty end of the stick" now and then!! moping banana rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:01 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
jojo69: Would be alright if this Libra Lass could get hold of the "Dirty end of the stick" now and then!!
Always depends how you look at things I guess!rolling on the floor laughing
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Amaryllis Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:06 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
smoky: Hey everyone ... Isn`t it just SO wonderful to at long last have a completely honest Horoscope that uncovers all your hidden talents?


Hi Smoky!wave

Yeah, quite a revelation indeed -- our undiscovered talents laugh

I actually read my horoscopes everyday and this is the most refreshing one I've read so far..

Aah, thanks for the laugh, Smoky cheers

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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:18 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
smoky: Hey everyone ... Isn`t it just SO wonderful to at long last have a completely honest Horoscope that uncovers all your hidden talents?
Yep,sure is!
Absotively and Posilutely refreshing!grin cheers
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Fraya Cork, Cork Ireland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:25 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
smoky: Horoscopes



Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you do not pay attention to anyone or anything. Everyone thinks you smoke a lot of dope.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
You are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
Your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have
A dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini’s are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
Other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
Think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
Tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a
Difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are
shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no
talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler


I`m laughing but that is uncannily accurate. I`m from IE forums and this came highly recommended from a frequent user and very cool dude.
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Fraya Cork, Cork Ireland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:37 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Jaysus, I think I`m a natural born thread killer. There must be a price on my head at this stage uh oh
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:40 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Fraya: Jaysus, I think I`m a natural born thread killer. There must be a price on my head at this stage
Threads don't move too fast here at the EU-Forum.grin
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Fraya Cork, Cork Ireland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:47 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Conrad73: Threads don't move too fast here at the EU-Forum.


Thanks for that, Phew! angel
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:53 PM CST : YOUR HOROSCOPE ... A refreshing new outlook!
Fraya: Thanks for that, Phew!
You're welcome!laugh
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