smoky: Horoscopes
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no
talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
In order to stimulate digesting I drink white wine. When I have no appétit I drink aperitif. To improve too low blood pressure – red wine, to improve too high – cognac...
And when do you drink water?
I have never had such disease...