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smoky: Horoscopes


Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a
Difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler

immanuelle: Yippee... Finally...a job where I can sleep days..

ghost007: dont you guys think that eu forums have become really slow and boring no one is around ....everyone must be out partying the summer away

immanuelle: Yippee... Finally...a job where I can sleep days..

wooffy: but the weather is so boring in Belgium it rains all the time.
Except tomorrow on my day off

MARTI: Wooffy just pack your smallest luggage and come down here.
It's so lovely and warm you do not need a lot of clothing...been swimming this afternoon and the sea was fresh and clean and no jellies...

ghost007: dont you guys think that eu forums have become really slow and boring no one is around ....everyone must be out partying the summer away

sambhava: Well, if Pisces are a "pioneer type", then it's quite understandable that they're able to "piss people off". This is simply because speaking the truth always pisses people off, and the obvious retaliation of those who are pissed off is to use what they'd consider the nastiest word in their entire arsenal ie. "dickhead". The word really has no literal meaning but can be interpreted as "stupid". Since when have pioneering types been "stupid"? As for being "impatient", what else, when you attempt to reveal to people something discovered as a result of being a pioneer type, and no one listens as a result of ubiquitous psychological conditioning..?! And as for "reprimanding", I'd do MORE than reprimand anyone who dared try damaging the health of any child of mine with any of that entire appalling array of government approved poisons and cordless radiation devices out there (all being subtly advertised in their crap series on TV), but I won't go through a list of them right now because I don't want to be a predictable Pisces by pissing everyone off!

smoky: Horoscopes



Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you do not pay attention to anyone or anything. Everyone thinks you smoke a lot of dope.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice. You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
You are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
Your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have
A dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini’s are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
Other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
Think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
Tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a
Difficult time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are
shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no
talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Horoscopes by Adam Sandler

RobertC2: I think that under your bluff exterior you are really a puddy tat and all you want is for some semi-naked lady to stroke your beard and feed you olives and other stuff by hand.........

You really should try it - I persuaded my doctor to give me such a prescription for my 'grumpyoldmanitus'!

sambhava: Shit! I've been sussed!

smoky: Nah... I think this Adam Sandler guy is getting a bit confused here ... cause I`m Taurus, but I seem to have a bit of Aquarius in me? ...... everyone always thinks I smoke dope - and its just my natural self!

Maybe its rolling my own smokes? I seem to attract questioning looks and some folk always have to ask me if I got any "green stuff"!

Jan1305: You live in bloomin Amsterdam!

Surely you can´t be on the scrounge!!!!

wooffy: Ummm he is from Holland and you know that the are the Scots of mainland Europe

BTW looks like it is only you and me here now and I will be going in a few

Jan1305: Me too!

Nice to see you woofy, hope you´re well.

Jan1305: You live in bloomin Amsterdam!

Surely you can´t be on the scrounge!!!!