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markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:34 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
If the ocean were Jack Daniels
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not Jack Daniels
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the bottle
and shut the f#k up
Here's to you.
Here's to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.
And if you wish to disagree,
F#K you, here's to me!!!!!!!!!!
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:35 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
Brilliant....how's my dog?
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markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:46 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
He is great,silly dog but guards really good.He is teenager now laugh
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Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:06 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
markizamkd25: If the ocean were Jack Daniels
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not Jack Daniels
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the bottle
and shut the f#k up
Here's to you.
Here's to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.
And if you wish to disagree,
F#K you, here's to me!!!!!!!!!!


laugh I´ve never tried Jack Daniels, not being a spirits drinker, but I´ve sent this to my brother who just loves it!
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hathor Basel, Basel-Town Switzerland
Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:41 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
markizamkd25: If the ocean were Jack Daniels
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not Jack Daniels
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the bottle
and shut the f#k up
Here's to you.
Here's to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.
And if you wish to disagree,
F#K you, here's to me!!!!!!!!!!


That'll go around the world, if its not already on the way back drinking wave
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jojo69 Birmingham, but from Liverpool, West Midlands, England UK
Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:41 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
markizamkd25: If the ocean were Jack Daniels
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not Jack Daniels
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the bottle
and shut the f#k up
Here's to you.
Here's to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.
And if you wish to disagree,
F#K you, here's to me!!!!!!!!!!


Hi Marki, Love this ode and if ok with you, I shall print it out and stick it to my drinks cabinet!! I love JD wine
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Tulefel Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:49 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
Never met him personally, this Jack Daniels, but looks like he’s a great personality.

cheering
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markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:13 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
Sure it is.Have fun cheers
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sasseez lakes entrance, Victoria Australia
Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:24 PM CST : Poem about Jack Daniels...
markizamkd25: If the ocean were Jack Daniels
and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom
and drink my way up,
But the oceans are not Jack Daniels
and I'm not a duck,
So pass the bottle
and shut the f#k up
Here's to you.
Here's to me.
Drunkards forever, we shall be.
And if you wish to disagree,
F#K you, here's to me!!!!!!!!!!
wine grin thumbs up

good one i like a drop of the old J.D laugh
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