So that´s why! Good news for the men, bad for the women.

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Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
• MARRY A YOUNGER WOMAN

By choosing a bride 15-17 years younger, a man can cut his risk of premature death by 20 per cent. Even choosing a wife seven to nine years younger will reduce his risk of dying early by 11 per cent.

So found a study by Germany's Max Planck Institute, which looked at deaths between 1990 and 2005 for the population of Denmark.

A spokesman for the institute said the results might be caused by younger women caring for their men better than older ones. Alternatively, it could be a result of natural selection - only the healthiest, most successful older men are able to attract younger mates.

For their younger wives, the news isn't so good. Women with husbands older or younger by between seven and nine years increased their chances of dying early by 20 per cent, and 30 per cent if the age difference is between 15 and 17 years.

Other advice for men to promote longevity is:-

Eat 5 apples a day
Have sex every day
Floss your teeth
Eat less meat
Don´t let your wife work
Spend 10 minutes in the sun
Discover your pelvic floor.....men have these muscles too
Aim for promotion
Cut cholesterol and painkillers

There you go CS men. Don´t say we women never help you out.
RobertC2 Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta
Thanks Jan!

The woman I love is eight years and one month younger than me but no way could I stop her working......a self-confessed control freak, workaholic and perfectionist all in one!

She DID say she wanted me to drink less and smoke less etc so that I could live longer and then maybe she would not have to be a widow for as long........... I thought that was so sweet and loving of her!



Amaryllis Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Jan1305: • MARRY A YOUNGER WOMAN

By choosing a bride 15-17 years younger, a man can cut his risk of premature death by 20 per cent. Even choosing a wife seven to nine years younger will reduce his risk of dying early by 11 per cent.
Other advice for men to promote longevity is:-

Eat 5 apples a day
Have sex every day
Floss your teeth
Eat less meat
Don´t let your wife work
Spend 10 minutes in the sun
Discover your pelvic floor.....men have these muscles too
Aim for promotion
Cut cholesterol and painkillers

Umm, thanks for that, Jan. But no worries for me. I don't think there is the slightest possibility of a man 15-17 my senior to take me as a bride. And the advice does not apply as well.. not even with 5 million apples .. and no teeth to floss either.. They've all returned to dust a long time ago.
Fallingman Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Jan1305:



Eat 5 apples a day
Have sex every day
Floss your teeth
Eat less meat
Don´t let your wife work
Spend 10 minutes in the sun
Discover your pelvic floor.....men have these muscles too
Aim for promotion
Cut cholesterol and painkillers



Can do
Check
Check
Check
will consider it
Check
ok...will look for it
Check
Check

Sorted banana

rolling on the floor laughing
Steevyv sisak, Central Croatia Croatia
That's the true.
Who is stupid to die if his wife has 25 years. Where is better: alone in coffin or with her in bed?dancing

I wonder if they can be more specific about this "have sex every day". Hope they don't think with the same woman or , worse, with own wife. I can't see how this can make life longer.

confused dunno
Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
Fallingman: Can do
Check
Check
Check
will consider it
Check
ok...will look for it
Check
Check

Sorted


Did you find it then? rolling on the floor laughing

wave
wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
Jan1305: • MARRY A YOUNGER WOMAN

By choosing a bride 15-17 years younger, a man can cut his risk of premature death by 20 per cent. Even choosing a wife seven to nine years younger will reduce his risk of dying early by 11 per cent.

So found a study by Germany's Max Planck Institute, which looked at deaths between 1990 and 2005 for the population of Denmark.

A spokesman for the institute said the results might be caused by younger women caring for their men better than older ones. Alternatively, it could be a result of natural selection - only the healthiest, most successful older men are able to attract younger mates.

For their younger wives, the news isn't so good. Women with husbands older or younger by between seven and nine years increased their chances of dying early by 20 per cent, and 30 per cent if the age difference is between 15 and 17 years.

Other advice for men to promote longevity is:-

Eat 5 apples a day
Have sex every day
Floss your teeth
Eat less meat
Don´t let your wife work
Spend 10 minutes in the sun
Discover your pelvic floor.....men have these muscles too
Aim for promotion
Cut cholesterol and painkillers

There you go CS men. Don´t say we women never help you out.


and the others that died prematurely died with a smile on their faces grin
rolling on the floor laughing
MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Wooffy wave

If you consider the second and the fifth advice, i'll marry you..

Looking forward to your reply..wink



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...brilliant!!!..

MARTI: Wooffy

If you consider the second and the fifth advice, i'll marry you..

Looking forward to your reply..
MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Lagoona22: ...brilliant!!!..
:

daydream cartwheel[too old to this now] help need a full body massage to get in shape dancing



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Well, there's a message in every massage, innit??...blushing

MARTI: :

[too old to this now] need a full body massage to get in shape
wooffy Close to Antwerp, Antwerpen Belgium
MARTI: Wooffy

If you consider the second and the fifth advice, i'll marry you..

Looking forward to your reply..


second is good
on the fifth I'll take the fifth (wonder if you will understand that one?)rolling on the floor laughing wave



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Discover your pelvic floor???....say what??...is that another way of saying going to the toilet??...well yes, that's healthy for you....def. Also the sex thing. Every day, over and over. The only promotion I'm looking for is Insemination specialist at the Bugibba College for Miss World Contestants...and I floss more times per day than most people discover their pelvic floor, if you know what I mean...angel




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