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Ok now dont take this badly but let us be a bit realistic here...first of all you said young women ....the young with great bodies can expose as much of themselves as they like esp women its considered aesthetically pleasing as you found out yourself .......two ..men in speedos ..tend to be very unpop with women who pref to leave something to the imagination and funnily enough young men ..in their twenties with amazing bodies tend to wear baggy swimming atire...a few of the youth do wear speedos but can get away with it ...on older guys its a big no no......you may not like all this ...but its just a fact of life...go out and buy a baggy suit and put the local women out of their misery LOL

Ditto

Ok....this may be the one and only time, but I'm taking your advice....from now on, I will look like every other dude on the beach....soggy, limp baggy half trousers flapping about my thighs....I swear, it's enough to make you want to stay at home...
Thanks for your honesty...getting old is the pits..

Have I missed something? Who banned your speedos?

Mind you, ghost was quite right. They are unattractive to most women.

Just wear them around the house where nobody can see you.

I walk around the house naked.....there has to be some place at least where pet python can roam free...

I now have new neighbours....moved in yesterday.....their back balcony looks into my kitchen...I think the guy's wife is in shock....

Jan, why are you looking so shadowy???...show yer tits, for gollies sake...!!

I´m gradually disappearing.....Friday I leave for Oxford when my shadowy self will fade from view completely.

Anyway, you didn´t answer my question!

The general public banned my speedos....the last time I went swimming...(I do laps...so in and out)
I had these wimmin looking at me disapprovingly...because I was walking around in my speedo...
so no more Mr Nice Guy....it's Mr Baggy Pants from now on...

Ok now your going from swimming in SPEEDo to SLOWdo. What will the wimmin say when you limp out of the water gasping for breath in your baggies that slow your swimming down to a near standstill. Not to mention that a great whites favorite meal is a guy in baggies.

I already suggested to get some new tight short trunks to show off your pet nicely.

Hey, Lagoony, go for a skin toned Gstring!!!!!

I know what you mean. Living in a flat does have its drawbacks sometimes. I have to be careful too where I wander near the windows.

I had a neighbour in my old flat who would always smoke on the balcony naked. He had no shame though, he would wave to me if I was on my balcony opposite, and I would scurry inside!

Right, Ghost.

Lago, you should listen to Ghost. She always gives realistic, practical, sensible advice.

Well, a baggy short is maybe a bit too much, though. You might look a bit clumsy in it. A dark-coloured, well-fitted swimming trunk should be more suitable for man of a respectable age like you.

Get rid of those speedos, please

who cares what the chicks like?
get a good woman and scare all them hags with your speedos
I bet youll get a lotta attention and there is still women who like them.Like me ex but I wouldnt date her for your life although she is a knock out

Its just a female represant tool that they dont like speedos.
When you look at old greek statues its art to show their cocks and esthetically oh so pretty
But when we do that these days women cringe.
There just gettin soft with our welfare overfed society

Oh shaddup you silly man!

Speedos are horrible.

Ok fine.....bikinis are bloody awful...all that stuff hanging out...they should be banned...

But you like "all that stuff hanging out!

Women just don´t dig the speedie look. CS serves a good learning experience if nothing else.