How far back in the day am I allowed to go...?

Cause my days just roll along and one thing leads to another and another and I forget what I was supposed to do, and end up doing other things.
Okay I`ll stick with the recent past, like what led me to my computer?...... I was relaxing with a whisky and soda watching the sun disappear behind the hills in the distance ...... after having a swim and then a shower and getting all clean ...... but I only had the whisky after drinking a beermug of ice water with lemon slices to make up for the whisky ......
... Watching my daughter-in-law grill steaks and sausages .... I only sat down to relax after I`d put some fresh veges to steam for me - I`m totally off eating stuff out of cans now ......
So, while I sipped my whisky - I lounged on my newly renovated lounging chair that was supposed to have been dumped at the dump cause the covering was falling apart ..... BUT today I re-covered it and it looks like new now - and VERY comfortable!
Talking of the dump reminded me that I forgot to take all the recycle stuff there today, and now I have to get up early on Saturday to do it! My weekend is ruined!
I got my plate of food ... switched on my pc ..... and now my food is getting cold .... cause I`m on here, and battling to get off!