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She might only have limited access to the internet, or she has so many to reply too, she hasn't got round to you yet !

I think the ones that go "blah, blah, blah I find you interesting and want to connect" and give you an email address without ever looking at your profile are an answer all in themselves.

Could be,could be....whatever,Columbia is an awful long way to go for lurve

True... but you gotta luv their coffee !

They are !!!

I thought she really loves me

now what am I gonna do for the rest of my life !

No dear Elley .... you have to bring her to Spain to be with you, darl!

Now, you just go on and send her your private email adress, so she can get on with things, she has a lot to do you know..... letting all the family know they all gonna soon be living in sunny Spain with this rich ou who`s sending money out to get Ma`s knee operation done, and Pa`s heart bypass op, and pay off the city police for Uncles drunken driving fine that is destroying this loving family...... Getting back her son from Nigeria where he was supposed to get employment but it was just an internet scam and now he`s stuck there .......

Do not be SO cynical Elley! Send her all the details she asks for - and in return you gonna get some nice photos of her posing in her bikini or under a Palm tree ........

ALternatively... send her my e-mail.... mrrichardhead@scammable.com

Well I got her email on the 1st of November and immediately sent a polite charming reply.She still hasn,t opened it.Maybe she got hit by a truck or summat. Gosh,I,d feel awful having said that and it turned out to be true.

send me 25 euros and I'll go light a candle for you.

is this one a scam?, be blowed if I can understand it

hi baby

Type of paper you Alimov

Iaagly of Winnipeg

You are beautiful
From the olive tree

You're the best of lily and perfumes

I thought you long nights


No back to haunt the moment of fantasy

I discovered that you always dreamed


And nearer to him than Fiction

You and tortured Klotfl


Such as flowers in the spring time

What can I say I love you more


And I know that my love crazy


How to reach you darling


Loved you from the first look and made you a knight of the imagination

You bring to take me to the land of dreams


To live the dream with some time to break down Dilm

To be together and happy together and break down the distances and restrictions


To be happy together if in dreams darling

I hesitated a lot to send this letter to you for fear of facing Parvdk them and carries a sincere feeling unbearable harsh reaction or rejection, because it originated from the true heart is not likely a negative wound Machaarp Alfayyadp
In conclusion, I wish you success with all my heart and I hope that many think of the innocent in my honest feelings and rush in answer to cause severe destruction of the nicest and greatest feelings I have been through with you


I hope that you be connected via Messenger


xxxxxxxx@hotmail.com

xxxxxxxxx@yahoo.com

feck thats where the email went the other night when i was pissed.

does sound a lot like that, I quite agree

Aaaahhhh costagirl .. dont those lovely poems just melt your heart?

Gee Gussi, you sure can wax lyrical when you pissed huh?

Damn,I just threw away 12 million Dollars someone wanted to give me on Yahoo.
They only needed access to my Bank-account.
Not much to ask for 12 million!

A little off the track,but did you know.....

Creme caramel in Spanish translates into "bacon of sky"

Also did you know (Mitsubishi clearly didn,t)that Pajero in Spanish means "wanker" Some Spanish folks drive around with "wanker " in Spanish officially written on the car.

I wondered why someone scratched Pajero along the side of my car !
I always thought it was a horse (stud)... or is that Palameno !

Send her an email to her private email addy with the subject:

'I AM SENDING YOU 5,000 EUROS MY DARLING SO YOU CAN FLY TO ME SOONEST'

and in the text write:

'This is a pre-recorded message for 1st April 2010'

Maybe she'll respond or maybe she won't but at least you'll feel good about yourself!

She still aint opened my mail Robert your suggestion reminds me of the story in How To Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie.

A woman complains that her kids have left home and never call her or resond to her calls.Solution;post a letter saying "hope you enjoy the ten grand cheque I have enclosed" with no cheque enclosed. Result,an immediate call " Hey mom,about that ten grand you sent me....."

Here,s another oldie but goldie.

A very poor man sends a letter to Santa Claus saying how poor he is and can he send him 100 euros so he can buy some food.The letter is very simply addressed to Santa,North Pole.

Post office guys open the letter and are so touched they have a collection for the old guy and manage to scrape together fifty euros which they send to the old geezer.

The old geezer gets the money,noting it is fifty short and so writes another letter to Santa saying....." Dear Santa,thanks so much for the money.I did ask you for 100 and only got fifty,twas probably those thieving bastards at the Post Office ".