How to know a female is single?

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AlCapone31 Lyon, Rhone-Alpes France
Sun Nov 8, 2009 5:58 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
I met a female at city centre buying milk, a newspaper and some eggs, while in the line I asked her

"your single arnt you"

before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.

she replies "yes how did you know"

I started to laugh and replied

"cos your ugly"



Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!dancing
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temporary ., Central Serbia Serbia
Sun Nov 8, 2009 6:07 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
AlCapone31: I met a female at city centre buying milk, a newspaper and some eggs, while in the line I asked her

"your single arnt you"

before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.

she replies "yes how did you know"

I started to laugh and replied

"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 6:26 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
AlCapone31: I met a female at city centre buying milk, a newspaper and some eggs, while in the line I asked her

"your single arnt you"

before replying yes, she stares at her items she has bought and wonders how I knew.

she replies "yes how did you know"

I started to laugh and replied

"cos your ugly"
Now you know how to know if a female is single or not!!
Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?rolling on the floor laughing
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temporary ., Central Serbia Serbia
Sun Nov 8, 2009 6:36 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
Conrad73: Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?

Conrad...hug
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fatum Warsaw, Mazowieckie Poland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 7:28 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
It is the eye of IGNORANCE that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block.

Paul Gauguin
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explorador small village, Gavleborg Sweden
Sun Nov 8, 2009 7:31 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
AlCapone31: I

I started to laugh and replied

"cos your ugly"
are you sure you really said that? or you are just trying to be funny in some strange way?
why don't you have a photo in your profile?
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Elley Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Sun Nov 8, 2009 8:00 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
How to know a male is single. He posts distateful anti-female jokes on CS which not even other men think is funny.dancing
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smilemore sicily, Sicilia Italy
Sun Nov 8, 2009 8:10 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
oh my god ...this is very funnyyy laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

wait ..i'm not laughing for what you say doh ,because what you sayd is very sad ! blues you can not say to another person male or female that ,
i mean is funny that you say that and don't put your picture on ,so we ..all members of CS can judge you too! laugh
anyway if ever you put a pic on here ..,and unfortunately ( for us) you are a very beautiful guy ( so we can not insult you) .. well in this case ..we know you are ,not so polite .., and this don't make you a great guy the same rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

now yes we can laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing :
do you think was to hard .. by me ? rolling on the floor laughing
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Nov 8, 2009 8:52 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
Conrad73: Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?


Conrad wave wave

probably our delightfull pal from Luxembourg fecking about, it has a similar ring to it.

laugh
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costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain
Sun Nov 8, 2009 9:09 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
gussi: Conrad

probably our delightfull pal from Luxembourg fecking about, it has a similar ring to it.


you are probably correct there, Gussi, just another profile to add to the ones he already has on here



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lushguy4you Brussels, Brussels (Bruxelles) Belgium
Sun Nov 8, 2009 10:38 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
costagirl: you are probably correct there, Gussi, just another profile to add to the ones he already has on here


he has many girlfriends or profiles confused

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xxfrecklesxx Ontinent, Valenciana Spain
Sun Nov 8, 2009 10:40 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
Ive heard it before....its a joke...laugh
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gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Sun Nov 8, 2009 10:46 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
How about asking her ?

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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 10:55 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
gussi: Conrad

probably our delightfull pal from Luxembourg fecking about, it has a similar ring to it.
Which one?
I know several Trolls from that Place!rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 10:56 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
Conrad73: Which one?
I know several Trolls from that Place!
One is following me about like a little lost Puppy-Dog!rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 11:15 AM CST : How to know a female is single?
Conrad73: Which one?
I know several Trolls from that Place!
The Vegan One is making a bloody Nuisance of himself over at the INTERRANTS right now,still insists on murdering Plants!rolling on the floor laughing
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smoky Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 12:31 PM CST : How to know a female is single?
Conrad73: Are you sure that didn't happen to you at the Checkout Line?


Most probably.laugh

Doesn`t matter what a person looks like ... even someone as obviously debonair and classically good looking as this OP ....when they open their mouth ......it can totally destroy the illusion their looks created.... and then look REALY ugly! and no amount of fixing can ever repair that sort of damage!
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 1:17 PM CST : How to know a female is single?
smoky: Most probably.

Doesn`t matter what a person looks like ... even someone as obviously debonair and classically good looking as this OP ....when they open their mouth ......it can totally destroy the illusion their looks created.... and then look REALY ugly! and no amount of fixing can ever repair that sort of damage!
No amount of fixing was ever enough to fix stupid!
OP proves it one more time!rolling on the floor laughing
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Elley Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Sun Nov 8, 2009 2:12 PM CST : How to know a female is single?
Yes,we know it was meant to be a joke,but it just aint funny.Tis the sort of joke that just makes the whole room go quiet,it hasn,t even got the saving grace of being mildly amusing,and I have a pretty broad palette when it comes to jokes.cool
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Sun Nov 8, 2009 2:41 PM CST : How to know a female is single?
Elley: Yes,we know it was meant to be a joke,but it just aint funny.Tis the sort of joke that just makes the whole room go quiet,it hasn,t even got the saving grace of being mildly amusing,and I have a pretty broad palette when it comes to jokes.
That's the Joke that was meant in:I started a Joke that made the Whole World crying........(BeeGees)laugh
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