Mugabe in Hospital

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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:48 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

Mugabe in hospital after spill with holy water & garlic

HARARE. Undead Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe is reportedly receiving medical treatment in Dubai after coming into contact with holy water and garlic. According to Mugabe's surgeons, the 85-year-old sustained third-degree burns from the water after a demon-hunter doused him in it while he was sucking the immortal soul from a baby in a sewer.

Mugabe has been largely ignored by the international media in recent months, mainly because he has been sleeping in a box in a crypt, reportedly to allow Zimbabwe's malnourished citizens to grow fresh blood.

According to the United Nations, Mugabe's undead demon-sleep has allowed Zimbabwe's economy to be upgraded from Completely Destroyed to only Catastrophically Compromised.

Global leaders have also praised Prime Minister Morgan Tsvangirai, appointed by Mugabe because he has the word "fang" in his surname, and say that as long as he can prevent Mugabe from biting him in the face in the next few years, Zimbabwe could soon gain Almost Failed State status.

However this morning it emerged that Mugabe was in a private clinic in Dubai, receiving treatment for severe burns sustained after he was doused with holy water and exposed to garlic.

Asked why Mugabe opted to travel to Dubai instead of seeking help at a Zimbabwean hospital, an aide explained that Zimbabwean hospitals no longer had certain key pieces of medical equipment such as doors, walls, or roofs.

Staff at the exclusive clinic were tight lipped about Mugabe's current condition, believed to be "stable but evil", but a statement released this morning confirmed that he had been severely burned by holy water after being "interrupted during a meal" in a sewer by a freelance demon-hunter.

"Mr Mugabe was sitting down to orally remove the immortal soul of an unnamed infant through its jugular when he was cynically ambushed by a reactionary imperialist occultist," read the statement.

It confirmed that Mugabe had suffered extensive burns, mostly to his large leathery wings, and that he had also suffered severe garlic poisoning, but it went on to reassure Zimbabweans that Mugabe would be "right as rain after a good sleeps in his favourite pine box".

In response, Zimbabweans said, "Yay."

gussi Freiburg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany

Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:10 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

Hi Conny

they have obviously run out of wooden stakes.

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:36 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

gussi: Hi Conny

they have obviously run out of wooden stakes.

Yes,it sure looks so!

cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands

Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:26 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

You know what Conrad, you could start a thread bashing Germany and Germans one day. As a Swiss or inhabitant thereof, I'm sure you have loads of material for such a subject. What do you think?

I'm going to take a nap, then 'night out.

Enjoy your evening, Conrad

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:31 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

cristina: You know what Conrad, you could start a thread bashing Germany and Germans one day. As a Swiss or inhabitant thereof, I'm sure you have loads of material for such a subject. What do you think?

I'm going to take a nap, then 'night out.

Enjoy your evening, Conrad

My my,so you really think Mugabe is a Saint,as in St.Mugabe!
Get real Woman!
I am bashing a Crook,not a Country!

cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands

Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:34 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

Conrad73: My my,so you really think Mugabe is a Saint,as in St.Mugabe!
Get real Woman!
I am bashing a Crook,not a Country!

Come on, man. Because you can do so much on the bashing field, be it on individuals or countries, why not think of Germany for a change? Really, what's wrong with that?

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:51 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

cristina: Come on, man. Because you can do so much on the bashing field, be it on individuals or countries, why not think of Germany for a change? Really, what's wrong with that?

'cause,I don't like St.Robert!

costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain

Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:06 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

Conrad73: 'cause,I don't like St.Robert!

I agree with you, Conrad, it would not matter if Robert Mugabe was black, white or green, he is a leech, or as you put it, a vampire, he has sucked the life blood out of Zimbabwe, and it will take many years to bring that country back to the prosperous one that it was, before he took power there, and cannot happen while he is still alive, as he will never relinquish power.

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:08 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

cristina: Come on, man. Because you can do so much on the bashing field, be it on individuals or countries, why not think of Germany for a change? Really, what's wrong with that?

Watched too many People die because of "Leaders" like him!
Does HAITI,Duvalier,Namphy ,Cedras and other sundry Gangsters ring a bell?

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 11:10 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

costagirl: I agree with you, Conrad, it would not matter if Robert Mugabe was black, white or green, he is a leech, or as you put it, a vampire, he has sucked the life blood out of Zimbabwe, and it will take many years to bring that country back to the prosperous one that it was, before he took power there, and cannot happen while he is still alive, as he will never relinquish power.

Yep,it is a sac Chapter in History that is presently written in most of Africa!

rimowa Luxembourg, Luxembourg Luxembourg

Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:33 PM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

cristina: You know what Conrad, you could start a thread bashing Germany and Germans one day. As a Swiss or inhabitant thereof, I'm sure you have loads of material for such a subject. What do you think?

I'm going to take a nap, then 'night out.

Enjoy your evening, Conrad

This Conrad has a remarkable resemblance to Radovan Karadic...a bit more scabrous and scrofulous though.

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:54 PM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

rimowa: ------------------------------------------------------------------

This Conrad has a remarkable resemblance to Radovan Karadic...a bit more scabrous and scrofulous though.

So you crawled from the Rock you're hiding under!
What happen?
Ran out of Booze?
Go back to the Luggage-Store where you came from,Homer!

smoky Unterland, Zrich Switzerland

Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:57 PM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

Yes.... Cristina and Rimowa are absolutely correct! Downright scandalous biased reasoning and illogic ... to even entertain the thought that the esteemed and beloved Robert Mugabe should be subjected to filthy slanderous vile jokes about his ability to control and run his marvelous country!

His citizens are dearly loved by him, as he has devoted his entire life to their welfare! Should any foul play befall the dearly beloved highly esteemed honourable Robert Mugabe - that day will be a day of great mourning and wailing throught the lands of Africa!

Any person with more than two brain cells should be able to distinguish between the richness of that land now compared to the poverty it used to slumber restlessly under when ruled by that white Imperial puppet Ian Smith!

All those vast acres of wheat, maize, cattle pasture, tobacco were merely enriching those who worked - while those who did not work were caused to gaze with envious eyes. But that problem has now been solved, thanks to the generosity of heart of Robert Mugabe ....... most everyone working in his government now owns a nice big farm.

Those complaining about the inflation of the economy are telling LIES! They have become the puppets of the Colonialists who wish to see the downfall of the illustrious and highly esteemed Robert Mugabe! Colonialists now in their 90 to 120 year age are still agitating and controlling the Zimbabwean economy - behind the scenes!

The shops are FULL of produce ... the shelves are overflowing with the bounty of the land. Prices are low enough to be the envy of the rest of Africa! Lies are being told that a loaf of bread is equal to the entire months salary of a qualified Nurse!

The Electricity Grid of Zimbabwe is assisting the rest of the African continent to light their homes!

costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain

Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:44 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

smoky: Yes.... Cristina and Rimowa are absolutely correct! Downright scandalous biased reasoning and illogic ... to even entertain the thought that the esteemed and beloved Robert Mugabe should be subjected to filthy slanderous vile jokes about his ability to control and run his marvelous country!

His citizens are dearly loved by him, as he has devoted his entire life to their welfare! Should any foul play befall the dearly beloved highly esteemed honourable Robert Mugabe - that day will be a day of great mourning and wailing throught the lands of Africa!

Any person with more than two brain cells should be able to distinguish between the richness of that land now compared to the poverty it used to slumber restlessly under when ruled by that white Imperial puppet Ian Smith!

All those vast acres of wheat, maize, cattle pasture, tobacco were merely enriching those who worked - while those who did not work were caused to gaze with envious eyes. But that problem has now been solved, thanks to the generosity of heart of Robert Mugabe ....... most everyone working in his government now owns a nice big farm.

Those complaining about the inflation of the economy are telling LIES! They have become the puppets of the Colonialists who wish to see the downfall of the illustrious and highly esteemed Robert Mugabe! Colonialists now in their 90 to 120 year age are still agitating and controlling the Zimbabwean economy - behind the scenes!

The shops are FULL of produce ... the shelves are overflowing with the bounty of the land. Prices are low enough to be the envy of the rest of Africa! Lies are being told that a loaf of bread is equal to the entire months salary of a qualified Nurse!

The Electricity Grid of Zimbabwe is assisting the rest of the African continent to light their homes!

fantastic

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:27 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

smoky: Yes.... Cristina and Rimowa are absolutely correct! Downright scandalous biased reasoning and illogic ... to even entertain the thought that the esteemed and beloved Robert Mugabe should be subjected to filthy slanderous vile jokes about his ability to control and run his marvelous country!

His citizens are dearly loved by him, as he has devoted his entire life to their welfare! Should any foul play befall the dearly beloved highly esteemed honourable Robert Mugabe - that day will be a day of great mourning and wailing throught the lands of Africa!

Any person with more than two brain cells should be able to distinguish between the richness of that land now compared to the poverty it used to slumber restlessly under when ruled by that white Imperial puppet Ian Smith!

All those vast acres of wheat, maize, cattle pasture, tobacco were merely enriching those who worked - while those who did not work were caused to gaze with envious eyes. But that problem has now been solved, thanks to the generosity of heart of Robert Mugabe ....... most everyone working in his government now owns a nice big farm.

Those complaining about the inflation of the economy are telling LIES! They have become the puppets of the Colonialists who wish to see the downfall of the illustrious and highly esteemed Robert Mugabe! Colonialists now in their 90 to 120 year age are still agitating and controlling the Zimbabwean economy - behind the scenes!

The shops are FULL of produce ... the shelves are overflowing with the bounty of the land. Prices are low enough to be the envy of the rest of Africa! Lies are being told that a loaf of bread is equal to the entire months salary of a qualified Nurse!

The Electricity Grid of Zimbabwe is assisting the rest of the African continent to light their homes!

Oh my,and I thought he was such a Villain!

costagirl Costa Calida, Murcia Spain

Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:32 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

Conrad73: Oh my,and I thought he was such a Villain!

No, no Conrad, he and Cristina would get on really well together, they appear to have the same logical way of posting.

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:43 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

costagirl: No, no Conrad, he and Cristina would get on really well together, they appear to have the same logical way of posting.

cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands

Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:48 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

You guys are sad and cowards.

Compare you misery and my life?

Some of you are already done but yet, more 25 or 50 years to go?

Look at the way you hate Africa? I mean, so many injustice in this world but you only concentrate in your holes in Africa.
Not true that all Africa is burning. Just that those here have strong feelings concenrning what they have gone through...for obvious reasons.

There comes Smoky trying to convince everyone with her Brainwashing technics that she knows all about black brain and that she can assure that Africa just won't go further without White dominance...because Africans just don't know how to rationalise. Honey, you are discribing black South Africans the way I you produced them. Your country lists as one of the most dangerous countries in the world! It's not for nothing honey...if we hear you talk, we can definitely connect everything! You have taken their self-estime...and now you want to discribe your victims as being a sample of Africans? No matter how angry and logical you seem, you will have to be supported by your kind...only!

You guys wouldn't be the type to make part of resolution commissions, would you?

Amazing how Conrad gets amused with this sort of threads.
For most of you, this is the oly way to exerce power. Really, how coward is that?

Seriously, bring some of European current events which are fun to watch? Conrad, you are also laughing and sckeptical about all the EU thingy...you can talk bash or discuss for example, the scepticism of Vlaclav Klaus on the EU. You and him might have the same ideas...more, he is also very ambiguos like you.
And what about Momcilo Krajisnik, Radovan Karadzic and all related?
Berlusconi and Sarkozy also deserve some great laughters and poking. Why don't you try one day?

Trying to campaign against black brain all over the world Conrad? I mean...coincidentally, you seem to have great passion to those ones, yet, your country has been profiting from dictatorship all over the world. You have also been eating from African money, Conrad and take pride to do so, as I'm sure you want no one to mess with your Banking Secrecy System!

Come on, get your balls on the right place and bash some commical and sad current European leaders, for a change!

cristina Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands

Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:12 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

"But" and "yet" should NOT be together...but yeah, you know me

And sorry for the rest of typos and mistakes there, to which I'm aware of, but could not avoid it! It's not like this is official, is it?

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland

Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:22 AM CST : Mugabe in Hospital

cristina: You guys are sad and cowards.

Compare you misery and my life?

Some of you are already done but yet, more 25 or 50 years to go?

Look at the way you hate Africa? I mean, so many injustice in this world but you only concentrate in your holes in Africa.
Not true that all Africa is burning. Just that those here have strong feelings concenrning what they have gone through...for obvious reasons.

There comes Smoky trying to convince everyone with her Brainwashing technics that she knows all about black brain and that she can assure that Africa just won't go further without White dominance...because Africans just don't know how to rationalise. Honey, you are discribing black South Africans the way I you produced them. Your country lists as one of the most dangerous countries in the world! It's not for nothing honey...if we hear you talk, we can definitely connect everything! You have taken their self-estime...and now you want to discribe your victims as being a sample of Africans? No matter how angry and logical you seem, you will have to be supported by your kind...only!

You guys wouldn't be the type to make part of resolution commissions, would you?

Amazing how Conrad gets amused with this sort of threads.
For most of you, this is the oly way to exerce power. Really, how coward is that?

Seriously, bring some of European current events which are fun to watch? Conrad, you are also laughing and sckeptical about all the EU thingy...you can talk bash or discuss for example, the scepticism of Vlaclav Klaus on the EU. You and him might have the same ideas...more, he is also very ambiguos like you.
And what about Momcilo Krajisnik, Radovan Karadzic and all related?
Berlusconi and Sarkozy also deserve some great laughters and poking. Why don't you try one day?

Trying to campaign against black brain all over the world Conrad? I mean...coincidentally, you seem to have great passion to those ones, yet, your country has been profiting from dictatorship all over the world. You have also been eating from African money, Conrad and take pride to do so, as I'm sure you want no one to mess with your Banking Secrecy System!

Come on, get your balls on the right place and bash some commical and sad current European leaders, for a change!

Get rid of that Chip,Cristina,it's gonna prove to be a huge Impediment sooner or later!
And before you crow about the Swiss Banking system,GET INFORMED!

And Saint Mugabe is still a SLEAZE Par Excellence!

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