antcus: That's great Smoky, so not being my Granny, you have no obligation, but you will be sending me a Christmas present. What happened to your pink Ferrari? I would appreciate it as a pick up car for my dates!! You have'nt been seen in it in the village for ages.
Oh Antcus babaay ..... Ferarri is my donkey not a car! ... but you welcome to her to help you pick up dates ..... we`d fly over there but the airline wont let Ferarri sit in her own seat in the cabin even though I told them she is quite decent, clean and well behaved .... bunch of animal racists they are ... wont even let us use the first class lounge together!
Oh, she`s not pink anymore .... she got tired of looking like Pink, so now she`s dyed purple..... she likes my new date here who looks like Mick Jagger and somehow or other got the idea she likes to be purple ......?
I have this uncanny ability to just KNOW what animals are thinking.......OH, it could be she`s an Indigo Donkey...in which case she wont be too happy about being with you, no offence, but ya know .... like .... I dont know if you are spiritual enough ...... or if your vibrations are in alignment with the universe, your meridians are centered.....chakras in alignment and functioning healthily ......all that sort of stuff....?