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Worst thing to say after sex




silimel2062
Leipzig, Saxony Germany
Posted: Jan 21, 2007, 12:39 AM CST
that was great John, I have enjoyed it , wonderful, ´´I am not John , my name is Peter´´, ohurolling on the floor laughing yawn confused
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Sillver
Goes, Zeeland Netherlands
Posted: Jan 21, 2007, 9:30 AM CST
" Are you inside of me ...my love?"
" Yes bb ..i'm there"
" Ahh ..sorry ..then: Ohhh-Ohhh, Ohh-Ohhh..."
Sure this happend ussualy Before, but..."before", "after"... sometimes it's the same head banger
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Funoldie
Bristol, Avon, England UK
Posted: Jan 21, 2007, 9:33 AM CST
"How Much"

KK
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bumble
Mgarr, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 21, 2007, 12:16 PM CST
This smell is gonna be a bitch to wash off...D'oh!
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LforHire
Posted: Jan 21, 2007, 6:59 PM CST
he : an now what you thinking
she : yes I'll paint ceiling on pink
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freeze
xxx, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2007, 3:34 AM CST
time's up !!! Get your things and leave, next client will be here in 30min. dancing banana
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Sillver
Goes, Zeeland Netherlands
Posted: Jan 22, 2007, 12:08 PM CST
http://img8.imagepile.net/img8/24233289.jpg
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lauser
sydney australia, Bayern Germany
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 12:33 AM CST
sorry for you, mayby you found one day some better girls...crying wine thumbs up
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freeze
xxx, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 23, 2007, 12:46 PM CST
In response to:
sorry for you, mayby you found one day some better girls...
SORRY confused but are you that bad?!?!
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lauser
sydney australia, Bayern Germany
Posted: Jan 24, 2007, 2:17 AM CST
no,..... the oposite scorpio women, but he was a39 year old virgo 'TRUE;male[men just never run this fast away.. some nice girl can have all fun no thanks lolscold
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freeze
xxx, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 24, 2007, 3:56 AM CST
In response to:
no,..... the oposite scorpio women, but he was a39 year old virgo 'TRUE;male[men just never run this fast away.. some nice girl can have all fun no thanks lol
That's better girl. I miss understood you first.


Saying the wrong name mumbling
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Marguerite
Posted: Feb 6, 2007, 6:14 AM CST
Hey, pull over! I want to breathe!
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Marguerite
Posted: Feb 6, 2007, 6:20 AM CST
Where is the detergent?
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Marguerite
Posted: Feb 6, 2007, 6:21 AM CST
...tissue? (accompanied by look of disgust!) wink
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NelsonOKC
Bydgoszcz, Kujawsko-Pomorskie Poland
Posted: Feb 6, 2007, 2:46 PM CST
"My sister does it better."
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SwedishStar
Argos, Uri Switzerland
Posted: Feb 6, 2007, 5:10 PM CST
Thanks for a funny thread! My favourite so far, "you´re good, you must do this a lot"

Not so funny, more mean: Hey, that wasn´t as bad as I thought it would be.
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uk1971
Lippstädt/Gütersloh Germany
Posted: Feb 6, 2007, 6:49 PM CST
She said "Is it in yet?"
I replied "NNRRRRRRGH, Not yet.laugh
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wedward
linz, Upper Austria Austria
Posted: Feb 7, 2007, 1:43 AM CST
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She said "Is it in yet?"
I replied "NNRRRRRRGH, Not yet.
this aint like me normally as i a little staid in my ways ...but i had this thought......you r as tight as a drum dear a 45litre one....... one and only comment
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SwedishStar
Argos, Uri Switzerland
Posted: Feb 7, 2007, 12:27 PM CST
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this aint like me normally as i a little staid in my ways ...but i had this thought......you r as tight as a drum dear a 45litre one....... one and only comment
Oh my dear that was a very useful line, good for both sexes... (too rude?)
Thanks for a good laugh Wedward!applause
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Feb 8, 2007, 1:19 PM CST
In response to:
this aint like me normally as i a little staid in my ways ...but i had this thought......you r as tight as a drum dear a 45litre one....... one and only comment
.... and after saying that.... you will find yourself flying thru the plate glass window... naked... and locked out the house.... running around in the snow....and no one will believe that with that tiny frozen appendage... you were in the middle of red-hot sex...drinking devil cheering
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