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Hello from Cyprus island . . .
Any desperate people out there ?

Hello from Malta, i am still new to this site and want to make new friends but i'm not desperate!!!

I am not desperate either ! just joking... How is Malta ?

Thousands and thousands .. But most prefer to stay desprate rather than getting hurt and feel sorry . Nice to see you .

Howzit and welcome. Despite what they all say we are ALL desperate lonely people here. We are all also very super intelligent, and may?be thats one of the reasons we all so lonely. We are all only able to communicate with each other. But be warned.... this site can be dangerous.... we tend to bond with each other, and then we all want to meet each other..... and we all not sure if we can handle that... its just so complicated when we got to face each other in real life. So we go thru these ups and downs. But the good side of all this is that you will get to know us, and forgive us when we say the wrong things. Most of us say the right things, its just that some here say mostly the wrong things.... but you will, when you get to know us, learn who to believe, and who not to believe. Some of us are exceptionaly good looking, cute and sexy. And some of us are shy. The shy ones dont post photographs. All the realy good looking ones have their photos displayed for the WHOLE WORLD to see. And we have to tell you that we very proud of you for being brave and putting in your photo.

Is that Captain stripes we see on your shoulders? Or did you just borrow that uniform looking shirt from your neighbor to have your photo taken in? Its okay if you not a captain. We would of course prefer to believe you are a distinguished flying or sailing captain, but we dont mind if you not. Its just that if you are a captain of some sort of vessel... then when we all want to bond... you could maybe organise us some free travel on your vessel. Good idea, huh?

Just to belatedly introduce myself.... I am the Evil Witch of this Forum, or so certain people have been led to believe. Actually I am the Grandmother here. And when people have problems they need solving .. they usually rely on my wisdom. So feel free to post Threads, and amongst us we will endeavour to reply. We also have a lot of experts on lots of subjects.. as you will find out in time.

So welcome aboard, hope you have lots and lots of fun, and maybe you even meet the partner of your dreams.. right here on CS.

CIAO

Do you always take half a page to say hello to someone ..I did go through your comments .. Right and wrong are relative .. If someone does not like something it does not mean that it is not right . If someone likes something it does not mean it is right . I am sure that every one of us has an opinion but they stay just that , an opinions . Freedom of individuals are set in law books , the place to challenge right and wrong are the Courts of law . We are no longer in the dark ages when people were burnt for being accused of witchcraft . A good thing that they don't . There is no 'We' here .. ' Super intelligent ' and most certainly we have no authority to judge anyone .. This site is not dangerous , simply because thousands of people can communicate here at an instance .. news travels super fast .. let people come and make their own minds up , allow them to enjoy themselves .. encourage them to keep an open mind .. Your world is not my world nor anyone else's .. just yours

captain ...?! No way , just a casual t -shirt . Anyway , i read some interesting lines but you have to know that life is short so we all have to enjoy it and take nothing seriously !
Have fun and dont let anything to destroy your mood .

Hi and welcome to the mad house Han.

Another island in the Med, when can we expect an increase in the numbers of people from Cyprus posting on here.

Been there love it one of my options fro retirement.

Kockenelli, Keo, Kebabs etc great.......



KK

Ah Ha, Mr Yammi yammi...you have finally crossed my path, huh.... and now I am getting a feeling about you. You who hides himself from everyone!
The reason, as I am divining from your personal criticism of my "welcome" to Han from Cyprus, is simple... it is because you are SO OLD, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with being old, its just that you sound so "dried up" sort of, and
miserable looking, that you dare not post your photo, I am right huh? You have a downturned mouth of misery, pinched nostrils from always finding the bad smells, squinty little eyes full of suspicion, double chins from pulling yourself up so straight after perusing your Law Books pertaining to the rights of people of which you are the perpetual watch-dog making sure no ones personal rights of freedom of expression are transgressed, while you yourself feel perfectly free to shit on everyone else's rainbow. Well I guess you gonna be around here for a mighty long time, cause you aint got nowhere else to go.... so we (yes WE)(me and my shadow) will just have to get used to you popping up every now and again with your anonymous crap, and attempting to spoil all the fun we having. There is usually a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow, but I bet you got a pot of something else at the end of yours, and thats why you feel so obliged to pour some of it out every now and again, huh? Why dont you keep it to yourself? Sometimes, I must admit, you dont sound toooo bad, but most of the time, you got this bad vibe thing that comes over in your writing. Why dont you get some therapy for it, if its so painful?

AND ANOTHER THING..... YES, I always take at least a half a page to welcome someone.... its to make up for the two lines that most post. In my culture we take a lot of time to welcome someone, especially from another country. If I was able to, I would have the entire Forum gathered in a procession, all carrying bundles of gifts on their heads, and we would all be singing and chanting while we shuffle up the dusty roads, the women would be "ululating", and the men would be giving rythmic bass chants, there would be a Praise Singer leading the procession, the Witch Doctor would be whisking his fly-whisk of Kudu tails to clear the air of negativity, and the Herbalist would be sprinkling sweet smelling herbs on the road for the procession to crush with their bare feet. Finally, at the end of this...after having bestowed our humble gifts on the newcomer, we would all sit and eat and drink for the rest of the day, and then all sit and watch the sun go down.
But here, away from my own country, and on this Forum, I settle for writing only half a page. And if you dont like what I write, then you just simply keep your finger on the scrolling thing and wizz past my posting. Life is simple, if you know how.

smoky you are cracking up who you talking to there,s nobody there dear please leave that rocket fuel alone love from that mad prof in austria

you must be be your invisable

Ah, yes, sorry Oh Mighty Master of the Forum... I forgot.... No Photo, No Person, No Write Answers... Ignore No Photos....

Its just that when someone writes something, and others dont like it, they normally just ignore, and carry on with whatever it is thats blowing their hair back at that moment. I just dont like little nit-pickers with no original thoughts of their own, so they got to spend the evening reading thru other peoples writings to find some sort of miserable comment to make. So now I am forced to go out into the garden, find that special herb I have planted, where the animals and kids cant get their hands on it accidentally, and from its roots,.....no I wont tell my secrets here, but just wait till Yammi Yammi tries to kiss someone... then he will find that he must keep his mind on his own business and not butt into things that dont concern him, and interfere in welcomes to new members. My grand mother came from a wonderful little island in the south pacific where realy interesting subjects were on the learning agenda for special strains of folk, and being the eldest daughter of the eldest daughter, of course I was taught many wonderful secrets with which to enhance life with. So now I will enhance the life of YammyYammi... the lucky fellow. Just watch... bet he has his photo up and displayed before the week is out.

i hope so this guy seems to be ok so i think his photo will soon be there its only me trying to get comments smoky

Oy, now dont you try and steal my glory in this moment of triumph when he puts in his photo! I did it. NOT YOU. At least it was those herbs and things from the garden that did it. Of course, if he doesnt post his photo.... then you may have all the glory, and I will bow down and admit your pen is mightier than my herbs, okay? But we will just have to wait and see. I wonder what he realy looks like? Maybe he is delicious.... a sort of grown up version of Brad Pitt? or, whose that other guy? he always wears built up shoes cause he's so short...... Bert Reynolds! when he was young. Or maybe a Michael Knight type (I hear he also wears built up shoes). Oh well, we can only wait... and hope.

I've lost track of the moon phases, but at about Full Moon, the full effect should be taking place, and he will find that photo and post it....you see, he will do it. He knows we all just waiting here, to see what he actually looks like.

and why should be desperate?????????

Geez....perhaps we should keep the welcome greetings short an' sweet, such as: Welcome to the Institution, Sanitarium, or as the gentleman above referred to this site as "The Madhouse"...virtually no staff on duty, the psychiatrists and psychologists have all left, but various medicines are left by our cell doors...to the left is the playroom, to the right are the padded cells, straight-jackets in the lobby; one size fits all; sign-in ledger gives you the cell-pad , shelf and cage number of all patients....hope you have a good time and enjoy yourself. Thank you for not being sane. Dr.'s Fou,Bizarre et Herr Doctor Verruckte,(und Nurse Smoky) :)

hi kk long time no see have a super festive holiday cheers