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hi smoky the old folks can have the jf ive just had 120 bottles of r.i.o.j.a deliverd to my home so we will be ok for a couple of months kk seems to be making up for lost time by the way who lt hd go on the sled run i went on last night now my bl---y clothes stink of hd s--t get him outa here u swiss miss hic sniff hic

Strange that its ONLY Wedward who seems to suffer from HoundDog's poo? Dont you know, Wedy, that he is paying you the highest compliment?... ne never ever poo's anywhere near any of us! .. he saves it all specially for YOUR sled, you supposed to pull it a long way from the pub, empty it, wash it down with snow, and then you can use it to ride back again on. He just adores you, and waits all day for you to arrive, the only time he leaves the doorway is to go poo in your sled, and he does it so lovingly too.

Gee Beachcomber, the Old Folk in the Village are just so ecstatic over your donation of a shovel!.... they having a raffle to see who can be first to use it, and second prize is for who will be allowed to clean it afterwards, and third prize is for who can store it when its not being used!!!

Are u,girls,ready for some booty shakin’?
Just look what I got here for u: skin tight leather pants and the sexiest halters u’ve ever seen.
And…and…last but not least,I’ve hired a niiiiice guy and,this Saturday night,WE’RE GONNA GET TATOOED(ok!ok! temporary tatoos). So u better start thinkin’ about the design,’cause the guy has been told to do whatever it pleases u (hehehe! we’re still talking about the tatoos,right?).
Unfortunately, I have to go now; my personal trainer is waiting for me at the gym. I need to work out my abs,butt,hips and thighs. Hmm…talking about things we have to do to look our best while performing our Coyote Ugly dance on the bar.

Wich reminds me: we have to put some posters at the entrance and all over the place,as a warning for the guys,saying “LOOK, BUT DON’T TOUCH” and “OUTRAGEOUSLY BIG TIPS ARE MORE THAN WELCOMED”.

Any other suggestions?

LOOK BUT DON'T TOUCH??

Hey that's like reading a menu-card and not getting any food ;)

I DON'T DRINK
I DON'T SMOKE
I DON'T SWEAR

Oh Shit, I've left my fags in the cocktail bar!

Spider, honey, since u’ve made such a comparison, let me spell this out for u.
U see, dear,
maybe it’s time for u to find out that, sometimes, life could be really unfair (and Santa doesn’t exist, btw). A practical example is this very one: there still are restaurants where u can enter, check the menu, watch closely the desserts and, suddenly, le maitre d’hotel will politely ask u to leave, because of their members only policy. And, yes, they know that u would like to be considered for membership…just make sure u understand that this kind of restaurants is pour les connaisseurs only.
So, all in all, life is treating some ppl with gourmet foods, while the other ones are just staring at the menu, wishing they were blessed too.

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

There is no one anywhere.... everywhere I go I just keep finding myself!!!! I have answered every single thread, I have even answered myself. Am I the only person who has so much free time?
I knew if I worked hard enough, I would have all this free time, but hell, what good is it if there is no one to talk to?
Now we got a new Manageress here at Cybas... the floor shows are taken care of, the food is taken care of, and HD just takes care of himself.... The owners are AWOL, the only customers are these two old guys who always only arrive after they already had too much Rioja to drink!
Freeze is soooo busy with her duties on the cruise ship and tanning on exotic beaches all day, Spidermoose and Bequu seem to spend all their time excercising their horses, Jan is too busy teaching.... and everyone else, I think, has gone off and gotten married.

Oh well, like I said somewhere else... Its Friday night and I gotta think of something interesting to do....

time i dont know how i ever found time to go to work aint life super

time i dont know how i ever found time to go to work aint life super

Hey Wedy.... I see you also donated your clothes to a worthy cause? I decided, after reading all these adverts about starving 3rd world kids, that we just got too much...... and that why I ended up owning only my pink bikini and a sarong! You at least kept your shirt...! and its sooo cold now,and I got no more warm clothes! With only 2 days of snow, I realy thought summer was on its way, but no one told me how awesome cold it gets here in CH.....!!!!

You see this photo of me? thats me cooking giant earthworms over a cow-pat fire for the old folk ploughing the land....we all too weak to even go chop firewood.... I dont know if we going to last the winter out!

SANTA DOSN'T EXIST???!!! OMG My world breaks apart now

Hmmm ... yeah ... I guess you're right

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield

I replayed too the picky ones post but forgot to click this darn yes button again ...

I tried to be cooler then you with your magic-broom and got myself a magic-carpet ... but because of missing flying-carpet-operation-skills , I ended up to have a hard time to make it back and I gave up on that ... but maybe I will try some day a vacuum-cleaner with at least 2000W ... ha ... that would rock, Eh

hic hic hic more rioja smoky cuddle up and ill keep u warm who needs clothes it quite warm here 0c hic hic

Dont worry Spidermoose... we figured that out all for ourselves!

When you around, son, we always know we got to do some figuring...

what u on this week sm it must be good if u think u can fly a hoover buy a brroom maybe the swiss miss will open a broom school of flying ..omg just the the thought there would be bodies everywhere especialy on sat night

what u on this week sm it must be good if u think u can fly a hoover buy a brroom maybe the swiss miss will open a broom school of flying ..omg just the the thought there would be bodies everywhere especialy on sat night

bin hee all w/e seen nobody except hd and he stinks i go home now hic by the way no booze in cellar sign on door says ne hq of AA whats going on