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There was a young man named Bill,

[add the next line of a limerick, please]

Who hated having to foot the bill

because his girlfriend forgot to take her pill ;and now he is feeling quite ill; in fear of what his wife will do when she finds out he is at it still;;

OMG he thought going white at the gill(s)
What a mess! Sure wasn't worth the thrill!

now he knew he life is a downhill
after he had done the fill

His girlfriend had said Oh! Darling! What skill!
He glowed with pleasure his c..k poised until...
His wife's screams pierced his mind like a drill

till he had gone mad and went for the till
threw it at her made sure that he would kill

.. this is actually not a limerick...
.. just a poetic lot of trash,
.. put together by secretative imbibers of hash....
.. who cannot get away
.. from anything ending in ill
try as they might, they have no skill.....

.... Till Smôky came along
and took them by the hand
to show them how impossible
it is to remain bland .....

You can blow up a mountain,
You can drain a lake,
But unless you got talent,
You remain on the make ....

On that Saturday her reflex was quite brill!
She ducked, as it crashed spewing out one lone 10$ bill!

Good job wise Smoky's spotted this new thread!
Without her advice we'd be rotting with bill!
She is so outspoken, be carfull how you tread
When she gets going tis your gut she sill spill!

Nein nein, I am not wise
Neither am I cruel,
Just a very ordinary slob
Who makes the most horrible gruel....

Most horrible gruel? Sounds just the ticket!
From a sista for the withcy witches project...

No inspiration today from my side - having a tremendouse party hangover and a blue bump on my rear end from an unable idiot letting me go while dancing rock n´roll
I dont think his name was Bill

Sorry H/F had to laugh at your bruised backside!

it was great laughter and fun party - the whole village was drunk and dancing
a view bruises seem little price to that all are wearing dark glasses today

Cool!

now poor smoky is feeling quite ill
[some say she's taking the pill]
'is she preggers[question mark]' asked bill
'nope, don't be silly' said will
'but we can try' said young smoky, 'where there's a will there's a way'

'a way' [question mark] they all cried
'yes' - 'away with you all'
said smoky, feeling alarmed,
'by the way, all you guys,
with your silly boy smiles....
it's YOU that's making me ill'

so they all sat down quick
and lamented their lives.......
and smoky, she had a good laugh,
for her illness, you see,
was nothing but green tea
with which she'd over-imbibed

Nein, Smoky she smoked
her green herbal tea
In place of her usual
environmentally friendly
mindblowingly simple stuff
That grows by the sea.....

Thats why everyone thinks
She is on the Pill
Cause she careers thru
The forest like a Great Pit Bull;
Terrorising the Boars
And the Hunters alike;
While she searches for
The Man whom she will not dislike.