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A bitch of a similiar pedigree to the one below:

Randy housewives who molest innocent young men in supermarkets....

Thrill-seeking schoolgirls who pinch grown men's backsides in the bus to Valletta....

Pink, fat tourist women with beer guts bigger than mine who think it's absolutely acceptable once they are in a foreign country, to walk around half naked, showing the world and it's neighbour their cellulite, eggshell tummies, and all manner of other wobbly bits....

Housewives who wear dark glasses so they can ogle men wearing speedos at the beach, while pretending to be utterly uninterested, reading a paperback....

Shall I go on?....

nail varnish that doest dry fast enough

hair pins which dont stay in place

skirts that gliding up to high

bad hair days

ladders in stockings

suspender belts with elastic fatigue

bra straps coming undone

electricly charged jumpers

and engines that dont rev past 6000

Well, us men LOVED half of your list, so.......we're not complaining.....

But let's be supportive here...the RPM-challenged engine is a bit of a problem...

So what was your favorite, the elctrically charched jumper, so you can reload your batteries?

Yes, how did you know???....am I so easy to read?...absolutely, nothing like statically-charged nipples in a cashmere sweater to get a man perspiring....

Oh, is electricution en vogue now and considered a fetish? I am always behind times... just recently discovered the beauties of VCR's

But on second thoughts....perhaps my first choice would be the wayward bra strap....

Though would you be there to support, I wonder ?

Of course....I am the world's most appreciative and supportive bra-strap-putter-upper- assistant...I discreetly and professionally resit wayward bra-straps all day. My job is to spend my service time on public transport helping women with their flacid elastic straps...I am very busy and much appreciated, but of course very overworked in summer.....in winter I focus on slack stockings and difficult bra hooks that won't come undone....this is more on a freelance basis...I take bookings 2 months in advance. Please feel free to visit my website, and read my step-by-step technique....

Now how good is your eye-sight?

Can you detect see-through plastic bra-straps from a distance and differentiate between neck strap and shoulder strap, say in a dark room and within 20 meters?

Point taken...I think with my eyesight I'm getting too old for this job...one is not allowed to fumble...

If I revved up to over 6,000 rpm I'd probably blow a gasket!

Lagoona, at our age, we need to slow down if we want to live to reap the joys of an old age pension!

Only by touch!