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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Oct 4, 2007, 8:20 AM CST
Brilliant!!...
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cherscic
Luqa, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 4, 2007, 8:33 AM CST
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'

The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.'


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greg7
paphos, Paphos Cyprus
Posted: Oct 7, 2007, 11:15 AM CST
An old man wins the lottery,and to treat himself to what he always wanted.He goes out and buys a pair of boots made of crocadile skin. So pleased with himself of acheiving his dream,goes home to show his old lady.Hello wife do you see anything different about me ? She looks at him and answers no. The old man takes off all his clothes and leaves his boots on ,and says look where my p...is is pointing ,now you see? The old woman says YOU FOOL WHY DIDNT YOU BUY A HAT!!! dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana frustrated
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Bonnyboy
Moenchengladbach, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 7, 2007, 5:56 PM CST
Nice!!!
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