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If God was a woman

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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 5, 2007, 12:32 AM CST
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Oh well, the subject of the thread says it all: 'IF God was a woman'......... He ain't and that's it!

I wonder if Gabriel, who became the Devil, was male or female?

I have to agree with much of what smoky says though........however, I don't think men and women are equal - we are different and compliment each other - the yin and yan together make a circle that is complete and harmonious! )

As long as men and women respect each other and don't try and make the other sex equal to them....... WOMEN are quite clearly superior to men in many ways, while we men are superior in a few things, but as long as we don't crow about our ability to write in the snow while having a pee then there is a chance that we can live peacefully side by side with the alien incomprehensible other gender - right?

Webslinger here .... with words of Great Wisdom for you earthlings......

I keep saying this, and you all keep ignoring it ... at your own peril!

You want to know What God Looks Like? .... Go look in the Mirror! ... You are made in the Image of God. Stop trying to put God into a little box and restrict the Creator into our little human mindset that was given to us in the first place from this Superior Being.
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Posted: Oct 5, 2007, 12:49 AM CST
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Webslinger here .... with words of Great Wisdom for you earthlings......

I keep saying this, and you all keep ignoring it ... at your own peril!

You want to know What God Looks Like? .... Go look in the Mirror! ... You are made in the Image of God. Stop trying to put God into a little box and restrict the Creator into our little human mindset that was given to us in the first place from this Superior Being.
I just looked in the mirror.

God has baggy eyes and needs a shave! D'oh!
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 7, 2007, 2:36 PM CST
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I just looked in the mirror.

God has baggy eyes and needs a shave!
See? .... So go shave him, and put cucumber slices over his eyes, or cold used tea-bags......

Stuff some little red chillies up his nostrils ... and see him run too......just dont forget to wash your hands before going for a pee......!

Yes yes I know ... I am a disgusting lady......or shall we just refer to me as a woman? and leave the lady part out...
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Posted: Oct 7, 2007, 5:02 PM CST
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See? .... So go shave him, and put cucumber slices over his eyes, or cold used tea-bags......

Stuff some little red chillies up his nostrils ... and see him run too......just dont forget to wash your hands before going for a pee......!

Yes yes I know ... I am a disgusting lady......or shall we just refer to me as a woman? and leave the lady part out...
You're 'ok', smoky - you're a good person! wine
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Bonnyboy
Moenchengladbach, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Oct 7, 2007, 5:55 PM CST
confused now I understand why i do not find a girll!!!!! God is a woman!!!!!

Oh my God!!!!frustrated
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 8, 2007, 6:05 AM CST
Looking at Humanity,there must have been a whole Bunch of Creators,and they were definitely not of like Mind,how else would one explain the diversity of Humans on this Earth.
The curious thing is though,something I have read a while back,that the Hebrew "RUACH" Breath,Spirit,Wind is the Female aspect of God,and if there were many Lesser,Squabbling Gods,"RUACH" might be the Principle holding this Universe together.
Maybe not too bad an arrangement after all.
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OK,stop throwing Stones nowwave handshake
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 8, 2007, 6:10 AM CST
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See? .... So go shave him, and put cucumber slices over his eyes, or cold used tea-bags......

Stuff some little red chillies up his nostrils ... and see him run too......just dont forget to wash your hands before going for a pee......!

Yes yes I know ... I am a disgusting lady......or shall we just refer to me as a woman? and leave the lady part out...
should have told me that "Little Red Chillies Part"30 years ago.
Only we used to call them "Bird Peppers".
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Steve888
Göteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Posted: Oct 14, 2007, 11:40 AM CST
You've got it backwards. Yes, when you look in the mirror, you see the image of god. But thats not because god created us in god's image. Its because we created god in our image!!
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alaan
mosta, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 16, 2007, 2:56 AM CST
If God was woman it woutd be tooooooooooooooooooooooo bad coz she would be jealous and made women ugly scold
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AwesomeChoice
San Sebastian, Pais Vasco Spain
Posted: Oct 16, 2007, 3:49 AM CST
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If God was woman it woutd be tooooooooooooooooooooooo bad coz she would be jealous and made women ugly
professor Correction.......She-God would not make any women to start with.....why risk...in case there are blinded by high testosterone level doggies straying around........... cool uh oh!
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alaan
mosta, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Oct 16, 2007, 6:28 AM CST
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Correction.......She-God would not make any women to start with.....why risk...in case there are blinded by high testosterone level doggies straying around...........
women are soooooooooooooooooo sweet and the most creation beatifull coz God not woman ,note that God made man frist and created the woman to give him love so man cann t live without woman but i think woman can as bee queen she need male once only all it s life but me need sweet woman more than once per a night.hug
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Oct 16, 2007, 2:53 PM CST
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You've got it backwards. Yes, when you look in the mirror, you see the image of god. But thats not because god created us in god's image. Its because we created god in our image!!
The God we created is that very tall man with long hair and beard and flowing hippy garment, and he is perpetually lit up with neon lights, and he only listens when you speak in a Special Voice with words you don`t normally use, in a tone of grovelling, and you usually always asking for something, and making grand promises you got no intention of keeping anyway.... and leaving out all the nice swear words that you usually use quite a lot of, and your mind is all pure and clean and you not thinking any bad things cause He can read your mind.

The one you see in the mirror is the one you take out drinking with you, and who falls down in the gutter and pukes all over itself, and swears like a trooper, gives a thirsty dog a drink of water, tries to do the Right things and usually does the Wrong things, the one who goes surfing or bike riding with you, or sightseeing, or star-gazing, or mud-wrestling, gets into fights, steals from others ..... Is just a normal human being.

To perpetuate our own myth of Living Forever, we have to believe in something.... like hedging your bets?
And Spiritual people are generally more healthy and contented sort of folk anyway ....

I would not like to be guilty of putting God into a box designed by me ... I rather let Him/Her stay out in the Universe ... where I can see them amongst the stars....

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highfidelity
Europe, Bundesland Germany
Posted: Oct 16, 2007, 4:11 PM CST

how very presumtiouse to put this sort of pitty,mitty, little ditty, of little mind excisting paranoias into such a concept --

Ok - I am used to be called not seeing the fun in making such a subject a good thread - but then - does the thread justify the the nonsense one is subjected to read - rolling eyes

I know the smart (never giving any real own oppinion makers will castigate me now ones more - grin .. to stay out of a thread - I dont find amusing) .. no I dont - I have my little own minds oppinion as well - and the silly same right to state - that certain things posted here are missing adult thought and dignitý of dunno

- like blaming the universe for ones own incompetence to cope with life

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