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In March a chain smoking man in Hong-Kong celebrated his birthday of turning 107 years old. He believes that his longevity is due to having lived 70 years without any sex. Hardly seems worth it, but thanks to his abstinence, Chan Chi has remained relatively healthy ever since his wife died during WW2. His next goal is to finally quit smoking. "Maybe the government should ban cigarette sales so I can give it up," he said. (South China Morning Post)

Sounds just like me!

I'll live to be 150 then...

Me too, think I'll shelve that New Year resolution to give up for another year or too!

.........TWO!

Sounds like me

What.... lack of sex or chain smoking?

both but only lack of one

Hmmmmm????

I'm no the wiser.

I keep the intimacies to share with the love connection --- including "The Kiss"---- but i smoke like a whore (Gender exclusive) without lubrication -- tea is also good

It is just lovely - to read that there are still somebody who likes the taste of tobacco..

A lot of things here have changed the last years - because of the new law, where it is forbidden to smoke in public places inside..

For me a musician and a folksinger, the places where I could play, close down. Because you don't sell beer to people standing outside - smoking - and you can't make a good concert either..

A 100 places closed down - before the law came, because the owners did not want to loose too much money..

And a funny thing - there are more smokers amongst musiclisteners - and the smoke-haters, very seldom - go to those small concertplaces..

So therefore: Please keep om smoking - to get OLD..

Please keep this Torch high - ! And get very old.

I myself gave up the cigarettes, many years ago, but I smoke my pipe - with good tobacco evry day. And because of that law, I NEVER go out and dine any more... I don't go to Parties any more, what the hell - why should I go somewhere - to stand outside - to have the good times together with other people..

Part of my children are smoking, the others don't, I don't -I never did, but i was allways around smokers-and now things are getting difficult. Thanks God here in Greece summer takes quite a long time and greek people aren't really very fond of new laws, so we still have the chance to go out alltogether!I am really glad about that.And I allways remember a little poem I knew in German:"Alkohol und Nikotin rafft die halbe Menschheit hin, doch nach gutem alten Brauch,stirbt die andere Haelfte auch"!Since you are all very educated and know more than one language, I suppose you understand it.If not- it means that half of people die from Alkohol and Nikotin, but as we know, the other half dies as well

It's difficult to say what will kill you first.....smoking or lack of sex......so, to use the phrase of some time ago...."Die young and have a good-looking corpse"....unfortunately for some of us, it's too late for that on both counts......

The lucky ones die having sex, with a cigarette in an ashtray and a bottle of wine beside the bed and that can happen in any age!

Never thought of it that way.....I think this is a great idea.....but I would imagine with this sort of sex, it's really important for both of you to climax at the same time.....I wouldn't want to be the one left behind.....

I know about people (usually men), who went like that, I never heard both to be so lucky-but I think it would be great!

Yeah, too true.....it's usually men who go like that....never heard of a woman dying of an orgasm......or maybe, in life as in love, it's the men who do all the work.....



only kidding....hahahaha...

Men mostly have 'le petit mort' and once 'le grand mort'!

Women only smile knowingly!

A man could die trying make some women have an orgasm!


but, as he is dying in her arms, she'll whisper in his ear:

'Darlink, I came but you never noticed!'

'Arrrrggggghhhhhh!' he'll reply

'So good to know, my sweet cherry pie!'

He closes his eyes, and is 'no more'!

I think this "new law" thing is just to divert our minds from more important issues ......? For thousands of years people have smoked, and they and the non-smokers lived and died just the same. The only difference here now is that we got air and synthetic foods that fouls lungs and bodies...... Better for the factories and automobiles to smoke huh?

The music/dancing/clubs/drinking scene is becoming a huge joke! Yes it is the smokers who frequent these places much more than non-smokers. I used to frequent a very nice restaurant/club, until the smoking ban came out in SA ..... and then they had to erect a special smokers area, enclosed, not to exceed a quarter of the gross floor space ..... and when we found ourselves jammed into it with a glass window, closed door, faint sound of music ..... and a couple tables of non-smokers sitting in the rest of the 75% of empty floor space..... it was time to join the non-smokers area....... where everyone went outside for a smoke, and the band would join us outside cause they also smoked, and when we all got engrossed in lively conversation, the band would forget to go back inside to play, so the non-smokers never returned, and the restaurant sort of slowly died a painful death...... After investing a realy large amount of money for that Special Smoking Room with Filtered Extractors.

By the way .... the Filtered Extractors sent the clean air out to mingle with the rotting garbage in a side alley ..... the Health Inspectors never objected to the garbage smell ... or the ancient mal-functioning sewerage plant accross the way that spilled raw sewerage over the beach.......