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I thought I would start a fun thread on this topic, please feel free to add your own questions or replies which might throw some light on the matter.
I will start with 3 questions.

1] Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?
2] Do they actually get interest form younger women that is anything other than materialistic?
3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?

Looking forward to some enlightenment!

Penny

Hi Penny....please feel free to share your pennies with me, but frankly I would prefer your pounds....

...to get serious for a moment, allow me to answer your august topic....

Q: Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?

A: Because all men are dogs, we lust after all women, the younger, the better....next?


Q: Do they actually get interest from younger women that is anything other than
materialistic?
A: Don't be silly!...which younger women seriously wants to wake up in the morning next to a guy who looks like her father??...sicko, don't go there...They're only prepared to do that for money....ALL your money....next?


Q: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
A: Don't be ridiculous....you are probably the only person/woman on this site who has a pair of underpants like Bridget Jones....u should have kept it secret....Actually I would've dated you, but you've put me off now....

I have a couple of questions that need answering if you men don't mind.....

1. Why do all men think it is funny to hold their wives/girlfriends under the covers and Fart?
2. Do men know that toilet seats go down as well as up?
3. Do men know what a towel rail/rack is used for?

Answers on the back of postcard please (preferably one with a fit guy on the front).

In answer to your exposè of Maltese men and their intimate habits:

1. Farting under the covers is a marital sport only in Malta because of that popular national dish of mashed beans called...Bigilla....only then can the silly husband create the appropriate incendiary fireworks, assisted by a cigarette lighter, that amuse the juvenile male mind and totally brown off the female mind. Thankfully, the local males usually only indulge in this dubious pastime when the local TV programmes are utterly boring....which is 5 nights out of 7...

2. Don't u know?...all men are genetically programmed at birth to understand how toilet seats work.. the only reason...repeat ONLY reason, is to extend their global influence and power, in the bathroom, because they have utterly lost any control of other zones of domestic habitation....call the toilet seat the Last Stand of Male Machoism. Once the male fraternity has lost this battleground, we will observe a collapse of all male resistance to female domination of the domestic environment, and the history of the world as we know it, will end.

3. This is a silly question...a towel rack is used to tuck a pair of really ripe underpants into, when we shower our muscular bods, They're also good for cheesy socks...other than that, we do balance the odd toilet roll on them, but only when there's space between the socks and underpants.
...
..next??...

Can you fit all that on the back of a post card...

....I'm sorry Penny....I lied. I have just spoken to a friend, and I have learnt....MOST people (other than me) own a Bridget Jones) underwear thingy.....I find this illuminating and so exciting...I imagine you in this really big, white balloon, getting drunk on vodka, and I get really......well....yes....

.... In fact, I think we should have a Bridget Jones Underwear Party......maybe we could all meet up, dressed appropriately, then go salsa dancing in our very large Y-fronts....
and make lots of friends....

At the very least, it'll be novel, what???...oh tally-ho..!!

Number 2 and Number 3 can be trainable. I so far managed - with the guys I had coming through my flat. Most of them broadened their horizon. Well, except for my first Italian, Rino.
But I was a "beginning" trainer then.

Now looking back:

July - Rino - a hard case (at age 26 living with mummy in Sardinia!)
August - Joseph - yes
September - Dusan - yes
October - Edwyn - yes (a couple of relapses fixed by sending him back to the loo
November - Christina (girl )
December - Tim - yes
January - Christian - yes

So there is hope Lisajane

Excuse me madame.....I have to take task with your insightful and thoughtful reply...
Firtsly the thread-poster ASKS three questions, Farting, Toilet Seats and Towel racks....you ANSWER none of them, and insinuate the theme of TRAINING..that wasn't the initial request...why didn't u just answer the questions?.....pray tell.

Having said that, you refer to the issue of training...!(?)...well...ok...

Then you refer to different lodgers that you have had, and reference them with "yes" or ....."yes"...to what are you referring??.....

Are we to infer that you trained them in toilet-seat elevation, or did you potty train them, or did you train them to counter-sink your kinky swing on your bedroom ceiling??...please elucidate...

Or does "yes" refer to something of a more erotic nature??...you see, with all these dirty minds out there, one has to be fairly exact about phraseology and terminology....

...therefore madame, I would kindly request you to post a postscript to your previous posting telling us what the heck you meant.....

<Answer 1> Woman don't shut their mouth long enough to build up pressure. So, it's up to the man to do this.

<Answer 2> All men don't think like Isaac Newton. What goes up must come down. A lot of the men missed that lesson in school.

<Answer 3> The towel rail/rack is used for the women to hold on to while being seduced by a man.


:-)

i think Uli was meaning about putting the toilet seat down and training them to do this.

But the worse thing is not leaving the toilet lid up but dripping on the toilet it self before they have a shake. so in this case lifting the toilet seat up is a good idea.

answers to Lisajane's questions....above

Or maybe the towel rail is used for a man to hold when being seduced by another man.

not in my bathroom...

As to what 50 year old men looking for 25-40 year olds, I'll only know the answer in 20 year's time when I'll be there. So it's best you keep checking this thread reguarly for my feedback

As for the second question, the younger the better, particularly if young enough to be unexperienced in craftiness and domination of the male species

Bridget Jones Undies? What old fashion is that? Those frilled 1930's Bloomers may have added more to my imagination, but i must say, nowadays a G-string does appeal much more, being an environmentalist with a flair for economics, and knowing it takes at least 90% less material to produce than the Bridget Jones version.

Ohmagod!!!..now you've done it!!!!..... please stick to toilets, dog asses and taboo sex !!!...this is a family web-site and some members will be shocked!!!

More Questions....


1. Why do men keep flicking through the channels with the remote control?

2. Why do men feel the need to be right about everything?

Also replying to Lady Lisajane...

Yes as in ... they passed the exam.

They managed after once only asking them returning the seat and lid into the shut-position after pee-ing.

However, after Rino I had to be outspoken:

I said: Whatever you do while you are staying, not much upsets me. BUT there is one concrete, unmovable and golden rule, so please now listen. I am talking about "RESPECT". Its the only thing that gets me upset, disrespect! So if you want to keep me happy "please shut the seat and lid" after you visited the toilet. I dont wanna live in a Pissoire (French for loo) Thank you.

Thats another step in evolution Lisajane

<Answer 1> Because if men do it long enough, woman might finally give them attention.


<Answer 2> ehhm ... I beg to differ there. Based on the fact when men usually get married, they sell their encyclopedias, as their wives know everything.

Uli!!! une pissoire is a urinal (hence the expression being so bril!!!)