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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 4:15 PM CST
I believe a man's instinct is to actually piss up against a wall.....this obviates the need to close the lid! grin

Lisajane obviously has brains; it makes sense for a woman to insist that a man leaves the toilet seat in the upright position unless an untrained man comes along and urinates on the seat/lid...........

however, what really amazes me is that some women get the toilet seat wet - maybe some ladies are equipped with 'iffy sprinkler systems!' confused
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pennyshares
Ayamonte, Huelva, Seville, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Hi Penny....please feel free to share your pennies with me, but frankly I would prefer your pounds....

...to get serious for a moment, allow me to answer your august topic....

Q: Why do 50 year old men say they are looking for 25- 40 year old women?

A: Because all men are dogs, we lust after all women, the younger, the better....next?Q: Do they actually get interest from younger women that is anything other than
materialistic?
A: Don't be silly!...which younger women seriously wants to wake up in the morning next to a guy who looks like her father??...sicko, don't go there...They're only prepared to do that for money....ALL your money....next?Q: 3] Do men also have huge 'Bridget Jones' undies for when they are not out to impress?
A: Don't be ridiculous....you are probably the only person/woman on this site who has a pair of underpants like Bridget Jones....u should have kept it secret....Actually I would've dated you, but you've put me off now....


Well Lagoona, thank you for your considered reply!laugh
It is nice to hear a man of a 'certain age' give your answer to Q2!
I mean, I look at the pictures of some of these guys and think... get real! This website is called 'connectingsingles' I think some are mistaking it for 'fulfill your wildest dreams'
Anyway that is just the cynic in me...... maybe after a few months they will lower the limbo pole!!

As for Q3, I am disappointed in you, no Bridget Jones's?
And you obviously havent heard they are the latest thing or you would be begging me for my phone number!!rolling on the floor laughing

Penny x
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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 4:33 PM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
I believe a man's instinct is to actually piss up against a wall.....this obviates the need to close the lid!

Lisajane obviously has brains; it makes sense for a woman to insist that a man leaves the toilet seat in the upright position unless an untrained man comes along and urinates on the seat/lid...........

however, what really amazes me is that some women get the toilet seat wet - maybe some ladies are equipped with 'iffy sprinkler systems!'


Rusty that only happens when we are using a public loo, cos of course we never let our botties touch the seat, and we discover there is no loo paper so we have to stretch to grab hold of the paper our friend is passing us from the next door loo.........Make sense? laugh
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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 4:41 PM CST
'Rusty that only happens when we are using a public loo, cos of course we never let our botties touch the seat, and we discover there is no loo paper so we have to stretch to grab hold of the paper our friend is passing us from the next door loo.........Make sense?'

Nope - I have seen this happen in my very own house (in the dim and distant past) when I KNOW I've left the toilet seat immaculately clean AND dry and then a female of the species has used the toilet...... my hypothetis is that if a lady flushes while still sitting on the toilet there is a possible 'back blast' effect - am I right or wrong? dunno

It's either that or back to a 'dodgy sprinkler system'! grin
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
FlowerOfTheSnow wrote:
Uli!!! une pissoire is a urinal (hence the expression being so bril!!!)


I know ...I think the smattering of french really gets them laugh

Cos they come here to learn German, and then out pops a french word .... ha ha ha conversing

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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
Ulimaroa wrote:
I know ...I think the smattering of french really gets them

Cos they come here to learn German, and then out pops a french word .... ha ha ha

FOS


laugh Keep them gessing!!! they probably spend all night looking up the word in the german/italian dictionary!!! D'oh!

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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:03 PM CST
It's incredible!!....someone posts a thread about MEN, and within a few posts, it has devolved down to talking about toilet matters and toilet seat etiquette ....I thought that my sex was worthy of weightier discussions than this.....
How about discussing penis size and the correlation between that and shoe size??...Nah, just testing, that's stupid too, because we know the answer from the Intl forums...so let's talk about something REALLY important....

NEW QUESTION.......

"How many women would be prepared to keep a lazy sod, if they loved him??..."




....any women who answer "yes" to this question, please send me your private email, with 10 euro....
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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:15 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
It's incredible!!....someone posts a thread about MEN, and within a few posts, it has devolved down to talking about toilet matters and toilet seat etiquette ....I thought that my sex was worthy of weightier discussions than this.....
How about discussing penis size and the correlation between that and shoe size??...Nah, just testing, that's stupid too, because we know the answer from the Intl forums...so let's talk about something REALLY important....

NEW QUESTION.......

"How many women would be prepared to keep a lazy sod, if they loved him??..."

....any women who answer "yes" to this question, please send me your private email, with 10 euro....



No thanks!!! but if you really desperate I'll send you 10 euros ... coz you're a mate!! hug
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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:22 PM CST
Lagoona desperate?

Never!

rolling on the floor laughing

(send me the ten euros please! help )

grin
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:23 PM CST
Flower!!...you're a darlin'...you made me cry now....I think that deserves a tenner for you....!!!

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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:37 PM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
Lagoona desperate?

Never!



(send me the ten euros please! )


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Go forth .... hahahaha! grin
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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:39 PM CST
' Go forth .... hahahaha!'

don't multiply! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:43 PM CST
Lagoona22 wrote:
Flower!!...you're a darlin'...you made me cry now....I think that deserves a tenner for you....!!!


kiss Save it for pouring a drink when we eventually meet (one of these days) when I gate crash a Malta "get together"
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Ulimaroa
Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:46 PM CST
FlowerOfTheSnow wrote:
Keep them gessing!!! they probably spend all night looking up the word in the german/italian dictionary!!!
laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh thumbs up
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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 22, 2008, 5:46 PM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
' Go forth .... hahahaha!'

don't multiply!



rolling on the floor laughing Can you imagine the shock!!! uh oh! At our ages!!! If one was to find out one was about to multiply!!! Doesn't bear thinking about!!! conversing
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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jan 23, 2008, 2:02 AM CST
I guess in the days before DNA testing it was a lot easier for an old man to 'father' a child with his young attractive nubile wife! grin
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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 23, 2008, 2:42 AM CST
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Can you imagine the shock!!! At our ages!!! If one was to find out one was about to multiply!!! Doesn't bear thinking about!!!


....gosh yes...spontaneously multiplying at our age??........can you imagine??....suddenly two cloned doubles of me walk into the room, one comes up, gives me a whack across the gills, and says, "you dirty bastard!!!....you've been multiplying again!!..."


help D'oh!
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rusty_knight
Gozo, Gozo Malta
Posted: Jan 23, 2008, 3:28 AM CST
'....gosh yes...spontaneously multiplying at our age??........can you imagine??....suddenly two cloned doubles of me walk into the room, one comes up, gives me a whack across the gills, and says, "you dirty bastard!!!....you've been multiplying again!!..." '

Lagoona, somehow I just can't imagine you as 'Dolly The Sheep'!


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Lagoona22
Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 23, 2008, 3:56 AM CST
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Lagoona, somehow I just can't imagine you as 'Dolly The Sheep'!


...yes, and I hope you also can't imagine me WITH Dolly the Sheep.....



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pennyshares
Ayamonte, Huelva, Seville, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 27, 2008, 4:20 AM CST
Hey Lagoona, what happened to you, you seem to have disappeared from the site??!!dunno confused

P x
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