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Ah now don,t be huffing
I need a stalker with a horse

Or a horse with a stalker

only you could think of that

You not gone yet?....OUT again

I,m goiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn,have a day off will ya.

Go ride that horse willye

morning girls! (and boys)

coffee?

I'd love a coffee, but have to see a man about a new mattress!

never mind the mattress, have some coffee and a donought first....

a big man needs some kind of breakfast

Black, no sugar.....
Thanks
Am I bringing croissants or cakes??

no sugar, no problem!

I've run out of mugs so you'll have to have it in a wine glass, sorry



there you are, steamy and hot!

steamy and hot? Yum! Yum!

Oh.........just the coffee - forget it! ~sniff~

Errrrm.... Rusticles.....
You're still wearing the lipstick.....

just drink your coffee and off you go to race that new racing car of yours down those roads!

fun guaranteed! but you need the coffee first.

here's one in a wine glass too

There is nothing in this Bloo8y house to EAT!!!!

Play some music!

To quote Shakespeare:

'If music be the FOOD of love, play on...........'

There we go - with music you can have both FOOD and LOVE!

here we are:

melon (already sliced)
orange juice
cornflakes
bacon
saussages
eggs (fried and scrambled)
mushrooms (deep fried9
tomatoes (baked)
beans..... heinz
toast
marmalade
jam
honey
coffee
tea
sugar
a box of bonbons
croissants
danish pastries
english jam donoughts (lovely!) with lots of sugar on top


and right over there.... you've got a deck chair by the pool (you hadn't seen the pool, hadn't you?)

so enjoy breakfast.

Hey the mattresses arrived for my mum and dad and they're great!

Then the insurance thingy guy rang me up and asked:

'Have you got the email I sent ten minutes ago?'

and I said:

'No'

but now I have and I have printed out my car insurance certificate thingy so now I can go and pick up my 'new' racing green Daewoo 'Racer' and get it registered and stuff and live happily ever after driving around in concentric circles going:

" 'Vroom! Vroom!' Aren't I cool in my old South Korean thingy machine! "

Woohoo! Life is good - I'm making up for NOT having had a misspent youth!¬

Morning campers,well afternoon to be precise.Another late night out with a mate.Can,t read or write,but boy is he intelligent,talented too.
Got upi at twselve an had coffee with toast,then had a Pedro Jimenez to set me up for the day of relaxing ahead. Hard life.