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STRICTLY GIRLS ONLY - MEN KEEP OUT!

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 12:51 PM CST
Well,well,well,I am starting to get some idea,how it came about,that our Cake got left out in the Rain.
Raining up here all day most likely was no coincidence either!!!!!
It's a Conspiracy I tells ya,a Conspiracy!!
motorcycle Off to investigate,and that Damn Vehicle's still going the wrong way.
moping blues Someone stole my Aston Martin!very mad
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u2Kitty
Close to the ocean, Ribe Denmark
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 12:54 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Well,well,well,I am starting to get some idea,how it came about,that our Cake got left out in the Rain.
Raining up here all day most likely was no coincidence either!!!!!
It's a Conspiracy I tells ya,a Conspiracy!!
Off to investigate,and that Damn Vehicle's still going the wrong way.
Someone stole my Aston Martin!


One proof could be acid rainconfused wow!
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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
You called????


Ahemmm!

Do you have a special pass to gain entry to this exclusive ladies club.....because we're very picky....PICKY. PICKY put that man down!! did you allow this Irish interloper to enter????
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:01 PM CST
u2Kitty wrote:
One proof could be acid rain
Pretty strong Rain;making a Car disappear like that!!rolling on the floor laughing confused cool
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u2Kitty
Close to the ocean, Ribe Denmark
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:03 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Pretty strong Rain;making a Car disappear like that!!


Who`ll stop the rain [Creedence clearwater Revival]

OOOps wrong thread, but it just fitted in so welll


laugh laugh laugh
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:04 PM CST
Jan1305 wrote:
Ahemmm!

Do you have a special pass to gain entry to this exclusive ladies club.....because we're very picky....PICKY. PICKY put that man down!! did you allow this Irish interloper to enter????

It,s alright Jan........she,s a cross dresser(like the guy who,s pregnant)sssh though she hasn,t come outta the closet yet laugh
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:06 PM CST
Fallingman wrote:
You called????
Careful,I hear they're doing some DREADFUL THINGS to Men in there,worse than Room 101!!!laugh grin
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:07 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
Careful,I hear they're doing some DREADFUL THINGS to Men in there,worse than Room 101!!!

Ah Conrad you acn,t go on hear sayblushing blushing we are the fairer sex in heredevil
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:08 PM CST


Taxi...taxi for Manolito.....taxi waiting outside......sorry luv,ya don,t mind if I just step in out the rain do ya,med cakes getting wet.laugh
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 1:12 PM CST
Elley wrote:
Taxi...taxi for Manolito.....taxi waiting outside......sorry luv,ya don,t mind if I just step in out the rain do ya,med cakes getting wet.

ssssh ladies.......there,s a presence about!
I think it,s another male spy, the one who,s fond of cakes and ruuber thingy,s
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the_picky_one
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:09 PM CST
Jan1305 wrote:
Ahemmm!

Do you have a special pass to gain entry to this exclusive ladies club.....because we're very picky....PICKY. PICKY put that man down!! did you allow this Irish interloper to enter????


Jan, hold your horses dear! I'm not (that) physically aggressive, don't you worry 'bout that...Who do you think I am? Goliath?smoking
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:12 PM CST
the_picky_one wrote:
Jan, hold your horses dear! I'm not (that) physically aggressive, don't you worry 'bout that...Who do you think I am? Goliath?


Don,t know about that,you,ve got me an Rusthorp and King Konradski runnin scared.uh oh!
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:12 PM CST
the_picky_one wrote:
Jan, hold your horses dear! I'm not (that) physically aggressive, don't you worry 'bout that...Who do you think I am? Goliath?

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
where have you been? They are coming here pretending they are taxi drivers, leprahaunslaugh anything for a slice of cake rolling on the floor laughing
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:22 PM CST
cathy61 wrote:
where have you been? They are coming here pretending they are taxi drivers, leprahauns anything for a slice of cake


Anm all we get is a nibble of cheese tart.Tasy though,veeeery tasty.uh oh!
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the_picky_one
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
cathy61 wrote:
where have you been? They are coming here pretending they are taxi drivers, leprahauns anything for a slice of cake


Sweetie, let them come...I still have mooooves they've never seen before.cool And when it's about a slice of cake, THEN I fight tooth and nail.
OK, guys, I'm a time bomb...can you hear me ticking?grin
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:28 PM CST
cathy61 wrote:
where have you been? They are coming here pretending they are taxi drivers, leprahauns anything for a slice of cake


pizza Okay, this may look like pizza, but dont touch it girls .... its a "special" pizza, just for the boys who sneak in here ... feel free to offer them a slice! Then just tell them there`s a strip show across the road and the drinks there are free ...... (Its actually Kismets Barber Shop, but after eating their pizza they will lack all discernment, and Kismet needs the business .... I`ve told him to shave the heads of all men who stagger in eating pizza, it means they are looking for a good barber)cheers
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:31 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Okay, this may look like pizza, but dont touch it girls .... its a "special" pizza, just for the boys who sneak in here ... feel free to offer them a slice! Then just tell them there`s a strip show across the road and the drinks there are free ...... (Its actually Kismets Barber Shop, but after eating their pizza they will lack all discernment, and Kismet needs the business .... I`ve told him to shave the heads of all men who stagger in eating pizza, it means they are looking for a good barber)

What about Elley, will we shave his ----- giggle cos he already bald
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:32 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Okay, this may look like pizza, but dont touch it girls .... its a "special" pizza, just for the boys who sneak in here ... feel free to offer them a slice! Then just tell them there`s a strip show across the road and the drinks there are free ...... (Its actually Kismets Barber Shop, but after eating their pizza they will lack all discernment, and Kismet needs the business .... I`ve told him to shave the heads of all men who stagger in eating pizza, it means they are looking for a good barber)


Hey,so that,s how I got like this,eating pizza.Rusty,Mano,Conrad....the pizza,don,t eat it.uh oh!
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:34 PM CST
cathy61 wrote:
What about Elley, will we shave his ----- cos he already bald


Back are you ? Well I might be bald,but I aint flat,don,t believe me see Oslo,s pic of me in me rubbers.sticking out tongue
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cathy61
somewhere???, Waterford Ireland
Posted: Apr 21, 2008, 2:37 PM CST
Elley wrote:
Back are you ? Well I might be bald,but I aint flat,don,t believe me see Oslo,s pic of me in me rubbers.

Rubber ducky confused eh!
Are we getting personal sticking out tongue
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