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Well,well,well,I am starting to get some idea,how it came about,that our Cake got left out in the Rain.
Raining up here all day most likely was no coincidence either!!!!!
It's a Conspiracy I tells ya,a Conspiracy!!
Off to investigate,and that Damn Vehicle's still going the wrong way.
Someone stole my Aston Martin!

One proof could be acid rain

Ahemmm!

Do you have a special pass to gain entry to this exclusive ladies club.....because we're very picky....PICKY. PICKY put that man down!! did you allow this Irish interloper to enter????

Pretty strong Rain;making a Car disappear like that!!

Who`ll stop the rain [Creedence clearwater Revival]

OOOps wrong thread, but it just fitted in so welll

It,s alright Jan........she,s a cross dresser(like the guy who,s pregnant)sssh though she hasn,t come outta the closet yet

Careful,I hear they're doing some DREADFUL THINGS to Men in there,worse than Room 101!!!

Ah Conrad you acn,t go on hear say we are the fairer sex in here

Taxi...taxi for Manolito.....taxi waiting outside......sorry luv,ya don,t mind if I just step in out the rain do ya,med cakes getting wet.

ssssh ladies.......there,s a presence about!
I think it,s another male spy, the one who,s fond of cakes and ruuber thingy,s

Jan, hold your horses dear! I'm not (that) physically aggressive, don't you worry 'bout that...Who do you think I am? Goliath?

Don,t know about that,you,ve got me an Rusthorp and King Konradski runnin scared.

where have you been? They are coming here pretending they are taxi drivers, leprahauns anything for a slice of cake

Anm all we get is a nibble of cheese tart.Tasy though,veeeery tasty.

Sweetie, let them come...I still have mooooves they've never seen before. And when it's about a slice of cake, THEN I fight tooth and nail.
OK, guys, I'm a time bomb...can you hear me ticking?

Okay, this may look like pizza, but dont touch it girls .... its a "special" pizza, just for the boys who sneak in here ... feel free to offer them a slice! Then just tell them there`s a strip show across the road and the drinks there are free ...... (Its actually Kismets Barber Shop, but after eating their pizza they will lack all discernment, and Kismet needs the business .... I`ve told him to shave the heads of all men who stagger in eating pizza, it means they are looking for a good barber)

What about Elley, will we shave his ----- cos he already bald

Hey,so that,s how I got like this,eating pizza.Rusty,Mano,Conrad....the pizza,don,t eat it.

Back are you ? Well I might be bald,but I aint flat,don,t believe me see Oslo,s pic of me in me rubbers.

Rubber ducky eh!
Are we getting personal