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What do men do wrong?

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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 5, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
In a fun mood today.

OK. So I went thou a few forum threads from the archives here, and wow!

When it comes to how men should be or act it sounds like a mine field.

LADIES.......

Could we have some clear guidlines as to what is exactly expected of us?dunno
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Apr 5, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
kurzita wrote:
In a fun mood today.

OK. So I went thou a few forum threads from the archives here, and wow!

When it comes to how men should be or act it sounds like a mine field.

LADIES.......

Could we have some clear guidlines as to what is exactly expected of us?


CHARM. We love charming men. That means we notice when you remain charming to Other women too, no matter how old, ugly, un-necessary to you they are ..... when a man behaves charmingly, it is ... well ..... just charming....... You appear more handsome, more debonaire, gives you a longer sell-by-date.......
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 5, 2008, 5:23 PM CST
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Lionheart1211
Malta, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:09 AM CST
smoky wrote:
CHARM. We love charming men. That means we notice when you remain charming to Other women too, no matter how old, ugly, un-necessary to you they are ..... when a man behaves charmingly, it is ... well ..... just charming....... You appear more handsome, more debonaire, gives you a longer sell-by-date.......
True...women notice the charming guys...and say 'how sweet'. But then it is the rough-around-the -edges guys that end up having the cake and eating it too. Never could understand why women say one thing but act in a completely opposite way dunno confused
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Jacko50
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:18 AM CST
Lionheart1211 wrote:
True...women notice the charming guys...and say 'how sweet'. But then it is the rough-around-the -edges guys that end up having the cake and eating it too. Never could understand why women say one thing but act in a completely opposite way
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 3:45 AM CST
Lionheart1211 wrote:
True...women notice the charming guys...and say 'how sweet'. But then it is the rough-around-the -edges guys that end up having the cake and eating it too. Never could understand why women say one thing but act in a completely opposite way
Dearest Lionheart and Jacko,

Why not turn over a new leaf and become total and utter bas8ards!!??

Guarranteed the girls you end up attracting will be sweet and kind (I think that's how it worksconfused ) and you, at least could live happily ever after.....

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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 4:09 AM CST
Morning all.

True, true and true.

When you decide to put your cards on the table and let the other side decide, panic ensues.

I don't want to loose our friendship......
You are too precious a friend to risk going further....
Uuuuuuh but.......I trust you too much

i.e. love you but.....

Funny thing most of these lovely ladies still remain extremely good friends.

They come over for a visit when they are having problems in thier current relationship. They need to talk.

Thank you love, you always clear up my mess for me.

D'oh!

Frustrating thing when you get to know, from them, what kind of shitty
gits they are with. And if you say so, they tell you you're right.

And then go back to the shit anyway D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!

Ah well....

Here's to the pretty ladies....let's make another coffee....

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Jacko50
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 4:28 AM CST
breezee wrote:
Dearest Lionheart and Jacko,

Why not turn over a new leaf and become total and utter bas8ards!!??

Guarranteed the girls you end up attracting will be sweet and kind (I think that's how it works ) and you, at least could live happily ever after.....
....Hi Breezee....too old and ugly to change character now.......rolling on the floor laughing.....I always think that the character you are born with is the one that you'll carry throughout life.......not many can pretend to be something they aren't, and those that do will be seen through, one way or another.......
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 4:36 AM CST
Jacko50 wrote:
..not many can pretend to be something they aren't, and those that do will be seen through, one way or another.......


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the_picky_one
Bucharest, Muntenia Romania
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 4:46 AM CST
Jacko50 wrote:
.I always think that the character you are born with is the one that you'll carry throughout life.......



Seems to me you have no idea what magic things a good and nice whip can do at the right time.sticking out tongue

Have a lovely Sunday, my dear Jacko!kiss
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 4:55 AM CST
Ouch!!!!

Yessss master.....ehhhh mistress
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Jacko50
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 4:56 AM CST
the_picky_one wrote:
Seems to me you have no idea what magic things a good and nice whip can do at the right time.

Have a lovely Sunday, my dear Jacko!
..I'll whop your ass anytime pickylaugh especially bent over your harleyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing have a great day yourselfhug
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 5:25 AM CST
Jacko50 wrote:
....Hi Breezee....too old and ugly to change character now............I always think that the character you are born with is the one that you'll carry throughout life.......not many can pretend to be something they aren't, and those that do will be seen through, one way or another.......

Can't argue with you there...
But am still determined to help solve this obstacle to your ultimate bliss that you and Lionheart and Kurz (I can't add the 'ita' - makes you sound like a young spanish lady) seem to be experiencing...

It seems to me that too often in the real world nice girls end up with bas8ard guys and nice guys end up with bas8ard women....

Being so obviously good guys, could you 3 not think about changing at least your 'type' and going for a bas8ard woman for a change.... but hang on.... this is something we have not as yet clearly established:

From past experience, would you say you find yourselves attracted to bastard women or what???angel
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Jacko50
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 5:31 AM CST
breezee wrote:
Can't argue with you there...
But am still determined to help solve this obstacle to your ultimate bliss that you and Lionheart and Kurz (I can't add the 'ita' - makes you sound like a young spanish lady) seem to be experiencing...

It seems to me that too often in the real world nice girls end up with bas8ard guys and nice guys end up with bas8ard women....

Being so obviously good guys, could you 3 not think about changing at least your 'type' and going for a bas8ard woman for a change.... but hang on.... this is something we have not as yet clearly established:

From past experience, would you say you find yourselves attracted to bastard women or what???
You make this sound like a problem.....I'm probably one of the happiest guys I know of.....life is actually great..........as for having a long term partner......if one comes along great.....if not...still nothing lost......i'll still enjoy life hug
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 5:42 AM CST
breezee wrote:
But am still determined to help solve this obstacle to your ultimate bliss that you and Lionheart and Kurz (I can't add the 'ita' - makes you sound like a young spanish lady) seem to be experiencing...[/qoute]

Hello breezee,

Kurzita is Maltese for Curious grin

Certainly not spanish, and definately not a lady

rolling on the floor laughing

[quote=breeze] From past experience, would you say you find yourselves attracted to bastard women or what???


NNNooooooooooooo.....

The header for this thread is:

Fun, Games, Humour

Fun: We're just having fun herebouquet of flowers
Games: We're tlking about games people play, in particular the ladies devil
Humour: In a tongue in cheek manner grin

But as always thank you for contributing
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 5:44 AM CST
Jacko50 wrote:
You make this sound like a problem.....I'm probably one of the happiest guys I know of.....life is actually great..........as for having a long term partner......if one comes along great.....if not...still nothing lost......i'll still enjoy life


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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 6:18 AM CST
kurzita wrote:
NNNooooooooooooo.....

The header for this thread is:

Fun, Games, Humour

Fun: We're just having fun here
Games: We're tlking about games people play, in particular the ladies
Humour: In a tongue in cheek manner

But as always thank you for contributing
Nooooooooooooo...
The heading for this thread is: ''What do men do wrong?''
It's in the category of Jokes and Humour, where it belongs, yes...
And we're not talking about the games people play, we're talking about what exactly women expect from men and how men can avoid being blown up on the CS minefield (and you should know, Kurz, you started the thread)...

Well, charming as it is to moan about how good men are not appreciated by women in general, it is not enough.... (for this one, at least).

I also like straight-forward men who can justify their moaning instead of trying to wriggle their way out of ridiculous discussions ::cool wriggly worm emocion:: angel teddy bear
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Manolito
a strfilled galaxy far faraway, Inner London, England UK
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 6:36 AM CST
I'll put my 0.0003 cents in here laugh rolling eyes

I have noticed that i do attract the wrong kind of women as in: Most women that approach me are not (character-wise) what i would have gone for myself.

So, what i prefer, is to do the approaching part myself and be quite picky about it too. I cant say that i am attracted to the wrong kind of girls btw, the opposite in fact dancing
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kurzita
Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 6:52 AM CST
breezee wrote:
Nooooooooooooo...
The heading for this thread is: ''What do men do wrong?''
It's in the category of Jokes and Humour, where it belongs, yes...
And we're not talking about the games people play, we're talking about what exactly women expect from men and how men can avoid being blown up on the CS minefield (and you should know, Kurz, you started the thread)...

Well, charming as it is to moan about how good men are not appreciated by women in general, it is not enough.... (for this one, at least).

I also like straight-forward men who can justify their moaning instead of trying to wriggle their way out of ridiculous discussions ::cool wriggly worm emocion::


Chastised

blushing

I'm going to mope and watch the Bahrain Formula 1 race now.

Bye all.
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: Apr 6, 2008, 9:14 AM CST
So ....... eventually I am forced to come to the conclusion that I must be a highly intelligent sane person - because the men attracted to me are all the nutters! Seriously! If I meet someone I think is "nice"... then my family all say "Wonder whats wrong with him?".......rolling on the floor laughing

Oh well, I`m pretty sure if this problem of who attacts who could have been solved ...... it would have been solved a few thousand years ago ...... Maybe its just one of those practical jokes that God seems to enjoy?wink
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