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Either as a couple or singles, would love to hear other people's opinion on this subject...if u dont don't the meaning of the world "swinger" google it

For those ol' swingers who're into music I thought I'd post this swingers song with the guitar chords so you can practise in the privacy of your own home whether you're a couple or single ... But if you're a couple you might need 2 guitars ...

When[C] your scoring with a chick in a[G7] disco[C] bar
[F]Take her home in your[C] hairy little car
Then you find you[E] went to school with her[Am] ma and[F] da
Your the[C] oldest swinger in[G7] town,,[C]

When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day
Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey
When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way
Your the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go
White wheels spots and a stero
But the engin is jacked and the driver is too
You're the oldest swinger in town

The barber takes a little less time each week
The kids dont understand a word you speak
When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat
You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke
The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke
You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke
You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your chest all bare
A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair
Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot
Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut
And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit
You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal
Travolta's shades and nine inch heels
They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels
Yo're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight
You never smile you know it wouldn't look right
Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light
You're the oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean
Cause your pants are too tight
You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night
To do what you used to do all night
You're the oldest swinger in town

Couldn't get the Right Answers on the INTL Forum?

A wise man of your age Conrad, should know there are no right answers ... Only the answers we WANT to hear NOW, only to discover later that the answers we didn't want to hear were the ones we should have listened to

Got that one right!

HINDSIGHT = 20-20.

Bums! I'm the oldest toy boy in town!

And not sweet enough to be a sugar daddy!! Must be awful!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............. I don't like little girlie girls, I prefer real women with personalities and stuff!

I go to the park regularly with my grand kids but I get sick when I,m swinging those swings really get to me

Me too! But I love swinging - especially if I can get high enough so my feet reach the tree branches!

Nah! I get sick but it,s really the wine I use swinging as an excuse

Ahhhhh .....I wonder if thats why the old guys here in my village run away when they see me arriving .... my grandkids are always saying "Grannies a swinger"!...........? I`m not supposed to be swinging ..... at my age? or wot?

It only proves the theory that opposites attract.

You mean lot, making jokes about a serious question. No wonder the OP disappeared!

I will be good and answer the question. No I could not watch somebody I loved making love to another woman. Even if my swinging partner was.......Antonio Banderas!

......ok not Antonio.....somebody else.

You get my point though?

My man is MINE!!!

Jan, you remember a while back saying the same old threads get regurgitated?.... Well, this is another of "those". These OP`s always seem to post these things and then run away anyway - lots of them around it seems?!

Okay, to be serious. I think that if ones sex life has gotten so absolutely boring that the only thrill left is to swop partners - and then to try and carry on a "normal" life inbetween - and next weekend you swop again, and the next weekend....... Well, wouldnt it be a far more healthy and invigorating life to just go Bungee Jumping? ... at least you got the thrill that maybe the rope breaks or something?

In my opinion, this type of thing runs along the same track as those who waver between trying to decide if they male or female? --- the "Bi`s"?

You are never to old to swing Smoky, if you wanna do it, then go for it...........swing til it hurts (or you get sick of it)

Ask Tom Dooley if he liked it!
Ever heard of Consistency?
By that I don't mean being Consistently Inconsistent,which "Swinging" really is.
If you want to switch your Mind to "Chameleon-Style" ,be my Guest,but it is not my Style.

Maybe they're running because they're Swissies.
And their Wifes waiting behind the Kitchen Door with the Rolling Pin

Oops, Conrad is a Swissie, and I surely do hope he knows what me and Cathy are talking about here !

We talking about swinging - you know that thing you do when you park your bum on a plank that hangs off two ropes? and you push with your feet, and you make the swing swing?

Being an expert swinger, I could tell you there are other types of swings too - those that go round and round a middle pole and you hang on the knots in the rope. And then there`s the Foofie slide thing?... we got all those in our park here in the village.

But, considering that I just found out that this village had never seen a motorised vehicle before 1954 - well, I dont think they know there even exists other types of Swingers?