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MAN and the size of his willy

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 10, 2008, 3:22 AM CST
guiriman wrote:
it was a joke mate
Yeah Man I am aware of that!!rolling on the floor laughing grin peace wave
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antcus
St Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 4:45 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Well, okay, sorry for intruding on your thread.

I find your post directed at me rather insulting.

I do not take kindly to my words being twisted around - I said this is a Man Thing Obsession, not your personal obsession. The lady above my posting made that observation ... howcome you don`t bomb her out, Huh?! Are you perhaps under the illusion that I`m not qualified to comment? Anyway I will not be replying here any further.

May the force be with you, and may you not be troubled over the matter of size!

Take comfort in the thought that no matter how large the penis may be, if the guy "loses his balls", he will never be attractive to a woman.



Ok let me apologise to you publically Smoky. I did not want to direct any comment at you personally. Sorry. We are accustomed to having friendly bashes from time to time!!

The purpose of the thread was not an obsession. I was merely trying to get feedback whether it is all a matter of technique over size. I tend to say that technique has the edge over size. It is like having a Rolls Royce but no fuel for it, when technique is missing. But a Rolls is a sizeable asset too which has its own appeal!!
Nevertheless this is something that only the women can answer to. Does size matter? As I said previously, even if the man is not particularly gifted as a performer, the size of the object has to have a good or bad effect on the female species. It is like seeing food before tasting it. It is always a pleasure. Imagining it to be good, adds to that pleasure. A guy I knew some thirty years ago who was reputed to have a good sized weapon, was literally hunted down by the women of the village. Is this my obsession, or some intelligent exchange by grown up experienced people? All of the women who hunted him were married. This was a small village community where people talked. It was reputedly said that the women used to say that it was the only way of getting something they did not have at home. Still thinking that I am making up stories?
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antcus
St Paul's Bay, Majjistral Malta
Posted: May 10, 2008, 4:57 AM CST
AwesomeChoice wrote:
Dearest Antcus,
You seem like never be able giving this subject a rest...What is so fascinating about it Perhaps, it's something strictly of a male's thingy? Right? No? guys...converse if this is really your "sleepless nightmare"...never ending story/worry...over and over again.

Us girls are like this: We meet a man..we either 1.like him immediately - 2.not sure as of yet - 3.didn't like him immediately....In bed department he can be: 1.The best - 2.somewhere in the middle(read "there were better partners/lovers) - 3. forget about it(read "God, if you exist! pleeease erase this forever from my memories").
Only MHO, of course.. sorry if it looks like generalizing...but nothing there would "impress" me..in the absence of attraction factor+his God given or learnt "abilities".

Antcus! haven't been visiting here for a while..woke up pretty early today and now "experimenting" to see if CS will help in putting me back to sleep

How is everything in yor life? Happy? Wish so!!


Hi Awesome,

No it is not that which is giving me sleepless nights. It is you!!!
Have not heard from you or about you for a looooooong time.

Thanks for your comments.

Many people seem to associate a topic with the thread proposer. I can assure you that it is nothing like that.
Not only does one find all sorts of adverts on the net, one now finds whole websites contributed by professors of Universities, on the subject, and one often wonders, if there were not thousands of men who were worried, why would these exist? Not to mention Wikipida.

Question to ponder. If you liked the man in all other aspects, but did'nt like him in that department, would you stay for the good qualities or judge him by the bad quality

Hope you will sleep well after rerading this. I am too far to sing you ninna nanna!!
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 10, 2008, 8:36 AM CST
Nina3 wrote:
On this particular thread you might want to re-phrase this?


What a mucky mind you have.....love it.rolling on the floor laughing
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 10, 2008, 8:38 AM CST
Elley wrote:
It works like this Anctus

The media steals you from yourself (tries to make you feel inadequate.."you are not a real man if you haven,t got a large penis" )and then tries to sell you back to yourself for a very high price (" but you will be a real man if you buy this penis enlarger").

This is how advertising works, with all sorts of things including breast enlargement, cologn, after shave, beer, cornflakes, whatever. It is not in my experience a manly preoccupation,unless you choose to let it be one.

Women want a man who is a caring,sensitive,intelligent. As for his penis, it,s knowing how to use it that counts.


Mind it,s very well me saying that, I,ve got a biggy.rolling on the floor laughing
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FlowerOfTheSun
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 10, 2008, 4:24 PM CST
antcus wrote:
Ok let me apologise to you publically Smoky. I did not want to direct any comment at you personally. Sorry. We are accustomed to having friendly bashes from time to time!!

The purpose of the thread was not an obsession. I was merely trying to get feedback whether it is all a matter of technique over size. I tend to say that technique has the edge over size. It is like having a Rolls Royce but no fuel for it, when technique is missing. But a Rolls is a sizeable asset too which has its own appeal!!
Nevertheless this is something that only the women can answer to. Does size matter? As I said previously, even if the man is not particularly gifted as a performer, the size of the object has to have a good or bad effect on the female species. It is like seeing food before tasting it. It is always a pleasure. Imagining it to be good, adds to that pleasure. A guy I knew some thirty years ago who was reputed to have a good sized weapon, was literally hunted down by the women of the village. Is this my obsession, or some intelligent exchange by grown up experienced people? All of the women who hunted him were married. This was a small village community where people talked. It was reputedly said that the women used to say that it was the only way of getting something they did not have at home. Still thinking that I am making up stories?


Let me put it like this Antcus, as much as one might admire the estheticly pleasing look of a Rolls Royce, IF once you get "get given a ride" in it, the driver is a crap driver ... any self respecting woman would get a taxi home!!! laugh

BUT ... get a an "ace driver" giving you a ride in his mini convertible and a woman would be asking for more rides preferably making detours through many scenic routes ...

grin

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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 10, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
Ahhhh....sceneryday dream


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guiriman
south of milan, Lombardy Italy
Posted: May 10, 2008, 5:09 PM CST
isn't it kinda risky to drive and have sex at the same time?
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:49 AM CST
guiriman wrote:
isn't it kinda risky to drive and have sex at the same time?


no..


it's drinking and driving that is bad for you!laugh
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Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:39 AM CST
Posted By: dragonfly88

Category: Dating, Love, Relationships

Thread: MAN and the size of his willy

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guiriman wrote:
isn't it kinda risky to drive and have sex at the same time?


no..


it's drinking and driving that is bad for you!


So YOU say! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:43 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
Posted By: dragonfly88

Category: Dating, Love, Relationships

Thread: MAN and the size of his willy

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guiriman wrote:
isn't it kinda risky to drive and have sex at the same time?no..it's drinking and driving that is bad for you! So YOU say!



I don't drink and drive

nor ride a bike, or a broom.


might do some other things... but not those above
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CuspofMagic
Space, South Australia Australia
Posted: May 11, 2008, 3:18 AM CST
antcus wrote:
Browsing through the Internet, it seems that from the amount of advertisments for pills promising to induce growth of the male sex organ, men seem to be unhappy with whatever they are endowed with.

Question: is this manly preoccupation stemming from MAN'S desire to have more of everything, as in the case of money, or is this male desire to add to his weapon coming from the women's world, who want all they can get out of men?
Why is it that average and above average endowed men still seem to be obsessed with the idea of wanting to add more? Do they do it for themselves or to produce a phsychological impact on the women who see it?


--- Im growing my neck laugh
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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 11, 2008, 6:53 AM CST
YEP!!!!It's all P-sychologicalgrin
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breezee
athens, Attica Greece
Posted: May 11, 2008, 8:43 AM CST
smoky wrote:
Take comfort in the thought that no matter how large the penis may be, if the guy "loses his balls", he will never be attractive to a woman.

So true!! laugh
This is worth making into a new thread!!thumbs up devil
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smoky
Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:16 PM CST
breezee wrote:
So true!!
This is worth making into a new thread!!


Yes, good idea Breezee.... Seems the guys are needing some inspirational comfort here? Any ideas for a Thread Title?
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: May 11, 2008, 1:27 PM CST
smoky wrote:
Yes, good idea Breezee.... Seems the guys are needing some inspirational comfort here? Any ideas for a Thread Title?



No inspirational comfort necessary.laugh
Some nice scenery would be welcomed though.day dream

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:05 PM CST
Getting TOO Self-Absorbed??!!!??? professor grin grin
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:07 PM CST
Ahem.....man went to see a specialist about the small size of his willy. The doctor told him that there was a new operation involving a length of elephants trunk and that although expensive it was a great success. So the man had the op. Before leaving the hospital the man was told not to use his new willy for six weeks and that he had to have a final checkup at around about that time.

Six weeks later the man went for his check up and was told that everything was fine and that it was time to invite out a pretty lady and put it to the test.So the man duly invited a beautiful girl out and made a reservation at a fine restaurant.

At the restaurant a waiter brought a basket of bread and put it on the table. As the waiter disappeared the man,s new willy suddenly appeared from under the table and reached across to snaffle a bread roll before disappearing back under the table.

" What on earth was that!!!" exclaimed the woman.

" oh,er,well,it,s my new willy" he replied.

" Wow, that must be fantastic " she said with a naughty grin on her expectant face.

" Not really " said the man with a pained look " It keeps stuffing bread rolls up my arse".

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Conrad73
Lonesome Town Zurich , Zrich Switzerland
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:41 PM CST
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: May 11, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
Conrad73 wrote:
You owe me a Cup of Coffee and perhaps a new Keyboard .


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