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You got it. Lavazza coffee, any good?

Oh, you are just So Sweet Quiriman! You are just so obviously a bachelor boy ...... ! .... Pity my youngest son is now married ... he would have appreciated your recipes.....

Thanks Conrad, You're obviously a fellow connoiseur of the blokey sandwich tradition.

May your doughnuts always turn out like fanny's - Mr Craddock, live on TV.

Kinel, I wish all my doughnuts would turn out like fannies, never need a woman ever again. Best of all you could eat the fucker after giving it one. Q,man you are a genious.

Hey smokes, think you're losing it again, luv. not got a pill or something you can pop there, have you?

I,m off before the bloodbath begins.Catch y,all later

I'll definately try this one out! thank you for the tips!! mmm.... shame it is bedtime, would have tried it for dinner!

Hey m, why don't you try out some other recipes i've got hanging around too. There's one for risotto and one for carbonara. I'll probably post something else at the weekend too. The recipe for cheese on toast and the one I posted yesterday were very easy, quick and fun. I was kind of aiming them at people who found themselves alone with no cooking skills. sleep well, mate.

OH Boy,ain't somebody gonna be in SHEEPDIP!!

somebody's gonna be in SHEEPDIP!!

Sheepdip??...hmmmmm...sounds tasty....how do you make that??

This is becoming "Bachelor's Kitchen Corner"...so let me add another lil' recipe to make the home and hearth of the bachelor that much more comfortable and low-maintenance...

"Swiss Breakfast"

1. Make coffee
2. Open fridge door
3. Take out huge slab of nutty chocolate
4. Eat while enjoying your coffee
5. You're done

why bachlor's kitchen corner?? your swiss breakfast sounds too much like my ideal breakfast... i would add cashew nuts to it... i'm an addict to cashews.

Big time....I eat so many nuts, I'm turning into one.....

BLOOD BATH TIME!

This is a very easy and highly nutritious quick dinner to make - can feed as many as you got spoons for.

Find an obnoxious person, decapitate them.
Discard the body part.
Tie off the neck with wire.
Using only the head, invert it over outside grill (using wood improves the flavour, but charcoal will suffice)
When the brains begin to boil out the ears and nostrils it should be done.
Using a chainsaw, lop off the upper part of the bony cranium.
Sprinkle with cheese, any sort, and a little salt and pepper.
Gather around any friends you still got - and scoop out and enjoy!

Note: The eyeballs are the best part!

Excellent idea for the family grill on Sunday.....gives the chef's call "Who's Next!!!"...a whole new meaning.....

Wow, Cheese on Toast! Wot about Ham on Toast?.. or Salami? with a pickle on the side?

Sometimes, if you got nice neighbors, and you single, you can snitch those tupperware containers out their fridge thats got last nights left-overs in it .... much easier than making things yourself. Ideally one should have replicas of their plastic containers so when you go visit you replace their full ones with your empty ones, and so on and so forth? ..... Anyway, I taught my son to do that and it worked for quite a long time, till they put locks on their doors and then a 6ft barbed wire fence around their property with electronic gates. But then there are all the other neighbors to try it on....... at least until the entire neighborhood is sealed off from your house.

Now you got the Meaning "SHEEPDIP"?Change some letters around,add some aaaaaaaaand:



























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