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...and then you threw him out!!....jeez...wimmin!!....

Rubbish!!! there many women in Spain who are not Spanish!!!

Trouble is costa lagger louts have given English guys a bad rep ...

Two things.

English men are seen here as serious and monstrous, that lunatic King on the coast did us no favours.

Also, Picky ???? Even the fat old ugly ones won,t come near me. Now this is not just me. An English woman who worked for me commented that one of the problems here is that even the plain girls here think that they are really something. Sorry Flor, I know this is your back garden, but my experience here says she is right.

Fact, where I am, almost exclusively Spanish, the non Spanish women who are my age/available/interested are like hens teeth.

She may be ... I have very little insight into the minds of most Spanish señoritas ...

Gosh...I was in Cadiz once on holiday......I don't think I have ever seen more curves in one place in my life!!....man, those spanish women!!..viva Espana!! ..:hotironemoticon:

Gosh...I was in Cadiz once on holiday......I don't think I have ever seen more curves in one place in my life!!....man, those spanish women!!..viva Espana!! ..:hotironemoticon:

Imagine all those curves and the bloody car has run out of gas

I've got a full tank, but Iost the key....!

I gotta brand new combine harvester an I gotta brand new key so lets rock an roll

On a serious note, in my position (as described above, ie dateless for the past three years and for the forseeable future, but with a young child to consider) what would you do. Serious suggestions only please.

On a serious note, in my position (as described above, ie dateless for the past three years and for the forseeable future, but with a young child to consider) what would you do. Serious suggestions only please.

Be nice....if that fails, beg....failing that, grovel....failing that, offer money....that usually works....failing that, pull out your hot iron and get to work...

Done nearly all, reached the offering money stage

Ok....looks like you need a trip to Malta.....

Adios amigo...

ok here goes ... sounds a bit long winded but when you "get into the system" it saves hours and hours of ironing!!!!

1. make sure you don't overload the machine else the clothes get more creased
2. wash no hotter than 40 degrees for same reason
3. make sure you're around when wash finishes and empty machine straight away
4. as you get stuff out of machine, shake the creases/folds out of each item and fold tidily like if you were going to put them away, heavier items on top
5. walk away and leave pile of clothes to "decrease" for couple of hours
6. hand clothes out to dry really neatly on the linerotary/whatever you use
7. once dry fold each item neatly as you get it off the line, store away
8. the SLIGHT remaining creases (very few) will "fall out" within 10 min of putting it on thanks to body heat



Dressy shirts/blouses still need a quick iron but that's about it!!!!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said:

..."Clean my house...."