Posted: Jun 12, 2008, 3:33 PM CST
Little Johnny comes home from school and goes straight to see his dad in his study to ask for help with his homework.
"....it,s on politics and I don,t really know what politics is father. "
" Ahhhh, that,s easy. Think of it like this; I am the Prime Minister, your mother is the Government, the nanny is the workers and you and your little brother are the people. Now go and think about it like this and tell me tomorrow what you think." With that off he went.
Later that night, during the wee small hours, little Johnny was woken up by his baby brother crying. When he went to see what the problem was he discovered that baby bro had shit his little nappy. So Johnny went to mummy and daddy,s bedroom only to find his mother alone and asleep. Rather than disturb her he decided to go and get the live- in nanny. Just as he was about to enter the nanny,s bedroom, through a chink, little Johnny sees his dad giving the nanny a right seeing to.
The next morning Johnny and his mother and little brother are in the kitchen having breakfast when daddy enters. " Well Johnny " he breezes, how,s it going with that politics homework ?"
" Well to be honest dad, I think I,ve pretty well got it all figured out " Johnny exclaims confidently. " You see last night whilst the government was asleep the Prime Minister was screwing the workers and left the people well and truly in the shit."