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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 26, 2008, 3:44 PM CST
No, not my latest love.laugh

Driving in Spain; some people just walk onto a zebra crossing without looking to see if any cars are approaching, forcing the driver into an emergency stop.

Driving in Spain; some people stand by a zebra crossing whilst making a mobile phone call. You stop and they just stand and look at you with a glazed look.devil devil devil

Ex wives and kids. Daughter from first ex was here and wanted to see my son from second ex before she flew back to the UK. Second ex agreed to 6 to 8 visit on Sunday eve. So I told daughter that as we would have to leave the coast in time to get back for 6 we would have to go to the beach early Sunday morning if she wanted the same number of sunbathing hours. This meant going to bed early the night before (Sat eve). At 6.30 Sunday eve ex didn,t turn up or call so a neutral party rang her. Said she,d changed her mind. So daughter went back to the UK without being able to say a personal goodbye to his sister.devil devil We were not amused.

I think some people just thrive on being a total and utter twat.

Now just waiting for second ex to be one of those that just walk straight onto a zebra crosssing without looking.rolling on the floor laughing
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Elley
Cadiz, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 26, 2008, 4:01 PM CST
Elley wrote:
No, not my latest love.

Driving in Spain; some people just walk onto a zebra crossing without looking to see if any cars are approaching, forcing the driver into an emergency stop.

Driving in Spain; some people stand by a zebra crossing whilst making a mobile phone call. You stop and they just stand and look at you with a glazed look.

Ex wives and kids. Daughter from first ex was here and wanted to see my son from second ex before she flew back to the UK. Second ex agreed to 6 to 8 visit on Sunday eve. So I told daughter that as we would have to leave the coast in time to get back for 6 we would have to go to the beach early Sunday morning if she wanted the same number of sunbathing hours. This meant going to bed early the night before (Sat eve). At 6.30 Sunday eve ex didn,t turn up or call so a neutral party rang her. Said she,d changed her mind. So daughter went back to the UK without being able to say a personal goodbye to his sister. We were not amused.

I think some people just thrive on being a total and utter twat.

Now just waiting for second ex to be one of those that just walk straight onto a zebra crosssing without looking.


BTW if you are one of those irritating people who stand by zebra crosiings to make a mobile call, just fuck off elsewhere to make that call, cause the next time it happens I swear I will get of my car, wrench the bleeding mobile out of your hands and run over it with my car.devil
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Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 4:23 AM CST
Elley wrote:
No, not my latest love.

Driving in Spain; some people just walk onto a zebra crossing without looking to see if any cars are approaching, forcing the driver into an emergency stop.

Driving in Spain; some people stand by a zebra crossing whilst making a mobile phone call. You stop and they just stand and look at you with a glazed look.

Ex wives and kids. Daughter from first ex was here and wanted to see my son from second ex before she flew back to the UK. Second ex agreed to 6 to 8 visit on Sunday eve. So I told daughter that as we would have to leave the coast in time to get back for 6 we would have to go to the beach early Sunday morning if she wanted the same number of sunbathing hours. This meant going to bed early the night before (Sat eve). At 6.30 Sunday eve ex didn,t turn up or call so a neutral party rang her. Said she,d changed her mind. So daughter went back to the UK without being able to say a personal goodbye to his sister. We were not amused.

I think some people just thrive on being a total and utter twat.

Now just waiting for second ex to be one of those that just walk straight onto a zebra crosssing without looking.


You have my permission to drive over her while she is on her mobile phone with a glazed look in her one good eye while standing by a zebra crossing - you get extra points for mounting the pavement for a 'kill' thumbs up grin
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gongman
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 4:29 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
You have my permission to drive over her while she is on her mobile phone with a glazed look in her one good eye while standing by a zebra crossing - you get extra points for mounting the pavement for a 'kill'


Is that why a Mercedes has that 3 armed logo thingy above the bonnet..... to act as a cross-hair when aiming??? laugh laugh
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Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 4:45 AM CST
gongman wrote:
Is that why a Mercedes has that 3 armed logo thingy above the bonnet..... to act as a cross-hair when aiming???


Correct! thumbs up grin cool
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Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 4:46 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
Correct!


Now if only I can get my mum in her wheel chair to Spain in her wheelchair and 'park' her by a zebra crossing and give her my mobile 'phone and run away like buggery..............dancing
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Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 4:47 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
Now if only I can get my mum in her wheel chair to Spain in her wheelchair and 'park' her by a zebra crossing and give her my mobile 'phone and run away like buggery..............


Solly - I drank one 'wheelchair' two many - I love you mum - really! sticking out tongue
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Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 4:48 AM CST
rusty_knight wrote:
Solly - I drank one 'wheelchair' two many - I love you mum - really!


too many - Grrrrrrrrrr! I needa to learna da English! crying
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Sommerauer71
Hallein , Salzburg Austria
Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 5:24 AM CST
Elley wrote:
BTW if you are one of those irritating people who stand by zebra crosiings to make a mobile call, just fuck off elsewhere to make that call, cause the next time it happens I swear I will get of my car, wrench the bleeding mobile out of your hands and run over it with my car.



Now Elley, do not be shy, tell us what you really think.

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Posted: Aug 27, 2008, 7:48 AM CST
Sommerauer71 wrote:
Now Elley, do not be shy, tell us what you really think.


Elley (he done gone told me) - he finks your teeth are false! rolling on the floor laughing
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