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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:04 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
venere08: And the German word for 'father' is spelt 'Vater', and pronounced 'farter'.

Not sure of the connection there, but thought I'd throw it in. Sorry.
Nope,not likely,it is pronounced the same way as the English.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:07 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
smoky: If I went out on a date and the guy farted ....... I would probably Asphyxiate myself rolling around on the floor laughing! Especially if he did it in a non-accidental, serious mode! ... Like .... we driving along and he gently lifts one cheek to let it escape .... OH NO! I`d have to jump out of the moving vehicle!

I have noticed, generally in life, that you get "Farting Families" and "Non-Farting Families. My side of my family are of the Non-Farting brigade. My younger sister seems to come from the other side, belonging to the "Farters" ... her whole family seem to spend their time doing this or accusing each other of it ... almost like its part of their conversation...

Oh I must tell you about something hilarious that happened to her (I`m so glad I was not there). She was on holiday in the mountains and early in the morning she walked to the lake and was leaning on the jetty railing... mist drifting around, ducks paddling, no-one else around .. and she lets out one of her Whoppers that echoed into the hills ..... When out from behind the reeds paddled this guy in his canoe ... "Good morning Mam" says he..
The hills are alive with the sound of music takes on a whole of a different meaning.rolling on the floor laughing
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smoky Unterland, Zrich Switzerland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:22 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Conrad73: The hills are alive with the sound of music takes on a whole of a different meaning.
rolling on the floor laughing You got a good sense of drama Conrad!.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:31 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
smoky: You got a good sense of drama Conrad!.....
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Mirodenia Bucuresti, Muntenia Romania
Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:44 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
The Horrible Thread Author is here.
I read and I read and I read what you wrote in the farting thread.
In my opinion a guy who is farting at the first date is not for me. On the second date if he farts, maybe, but first...let's be serious...

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Do you ever thought what could happen if somebody is farting on a funeral?

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Do you ever thought what you would do if your lover will fart when making love?

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Simply things, just crossed my mind...

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Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:21 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
I have never farted in earshot of anybody.I was married for almost 30 years and can honestly say my ex never heard me fart.
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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:01 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Jan, science has proven that partners who learn to laugh at each other's farts, have a 67% lower divorce rate....so, the secret is, cook your partner lots of beans, and let the music begin...


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Jan1305: I have never farted in earshot of anybody.I was married for almost 30 years and can honestly say my ex never heard me fart.
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Jan1305 Sunshine and vino, Murcia Spain
Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:16 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Lagoona22: Jan, science has proven that partners who learn to laugh at each other's farts, have a 67% lower divorce rate....so, the secret is, cook your partner lots of beans, and let the music begin...


Oh I heard my ex fart daily! It´s just that I couldn´t do the same.

He never saw me shave my legs either! They are girly things which although I don´t keep secret, are not(correct me if I´m wrong) visually appealing to a lover. I don´t think men are particularly turned on by these things. However my last lover did like to watch me shower and dry my hair!

I like to keep my wild, abandoned side for the bed, but still no farting!
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Mirodenia Bucuresti, Muntenia Romania
Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:18 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
No news on the farting thread?

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shot3743 Vidin, Vidin Bulgaria
Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:14 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Sorry miro, afaic that's what patios and balconies are for!!
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:39 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
In response to: What do you think? It is ok to fart or not at the first date?


Bloody nutters, the lot of you...

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Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:14 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Sommer, I totally agree with u...


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Sommerauer71: Bloody nutters, the lot of you...
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:21 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Lagoona22: Sommer, I totally agree with u...


Yes, well, I mean, here we are Christmas Eve, wine is flowing, we have Alien on the TV, nice bit of light entertainment for Christmas Eve, the bed looks like 49 people have tossed and turned in there, I have been let out of my cell, to come see you lot and what do I find? Eh? eh? Farting, being the subject of the day...

I tell people, we here in the EU are balanced, healthy minded, open and great.

FARTING!

It is human nature, is it ok to fart, on a first date, if a person has to fart, then they have to fart, simple, just go and do it... I have farted on all my dates, just away from the person...

Mind you, my first date, lasted a few years then a divorce, so hell, it must have been because I did my farting away from him. This was it, he found a person, who farted.

I love you all, crazy lot you are...
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venere08 Sunshine, South Australia Australia
Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:30 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
guiriman: hi V.. ... so i am a varter...spelled varter...smelled farter...boiled cabbage smells real yuck everywhere.. ..


gee guiri,

Christmas morning here.

Yes, boiled cabbage ain't much fun to have around the house.

I am bout to roast a turkey and take to my parents' home for lunch.

No boiled cabbage as a 'contorno'!

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MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:07 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
You know what????

Having read all posts i felt a sharp pain which was followed by a melodic deadly rummbling noisy FART....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:08 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Jan1305:

I like to keep my wild, abandoned side for the bed, but still no farting!


Jan i don't mean to offend youbouquet .
But have never let rip. Like never.
Back home in Belfast when i was a pup., there was a story that the Queen had her 'fart box' removed so she would embarrass her self in public.
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gangel Hampshire, England, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:11 PM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Mirodenia: What do you think? It is ok to fart or not at the first date?



Not
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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Fri Dec 26, 2008 1:46 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date


On the subject of farts...not talking about lifting your cheek and letting rip...Who's guilty of an SBD..(silent but deadly)...or have you ever tried to ignite at fart..I did once and it stinks worse than a normal fart..<--serious folks
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Mirodenia Bucuresti, Muntenia Romania
Fri Dec 26, 2008 3:01 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
On the subject of farts...not talking about lifting your cheek and letting rip...Who's guilty of an SBD..(silent but deadly)...or have you ever tried to ignite at fart..I did once and it stinks worse than a normal fart..<--serious folks[/quote]

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Seems that we here have a lot in common.

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phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France
Fri Dec 26, 2008 4:18 AM CST : Farting or Not Farting on the First Date
Mirodenia: On the subject of farts...not talking about lifting your cheek and letting rip...Who's guilty of an SBD..(silent but deadly)...or have you ever tried to ignite at fart..I did once and it stinks worse than a normal fart..<--serious folks



Seems that we here have a lot in common.


What about burping...is that ok?
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