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Bitte hier ist meine Fahrkarte Herr Schaffner

wanna piece of Xhocolate sweetie?

Bus is slowing down but be carefull folks e pericoloso sporgersi - Nicht hinauslehnen before we are coming to a complete stand still

I just woke up and found myself on a bus with 20 people all wearing knitted hats and drinking plonk. And there are plastic dolls that appear to be manually inflated!?!??! WHAT THE %@**!

I am wearing a kilt today

how dare you ask me if I wear a funny hat when I sleep?

plasti dolls?

I have an inflatable xmas tree... that's all

yeah! diet starts next week for just two weeks...

Kilts are good. I appear to be wearing a bodysuit made out of duct tape... I have to go back and see what has happened in the last 48 hours.

and another line of girls watching

Luckely someone woke up since the ride slowed down dramatically - did you notice that I stole you a brand new one in London (if you want it offcoarse) with the latest gadgets?

I'm off to football

like gps and that?

interesting....


I'm off

I might as well also maybe England against Scotland thats allways spicy

no A LOT BETTER GAVE THE FULL DISCRIPTION ABOUT AN HOUR AGO

Goodness, the bus is quiet tonight...

Whatcha all doing?

I was drinking Happy New Year

I bin asleep. I had this funny dream, realy funny, that there was something on the seat next to me and so I just threw it out the window, and only after throwing it out, like a sort of reflex, y`know? .... I thought maybe ... maybe .. just a small maybe .... it was actually a body? Is there anyone missing on the bus tonight?

I realy like the new water-beds upstairs ... wot fun!..like sleeping on a raft out at sea!

Y`all think maybe we should, maybe like, drive back aways and just check it wasn`t somebody I threw out the window .. its worrying me now, thinking about it.........

Jeez...you threw out the inflateable Mechanic, you fool!!!...stop the bus immdediately!!...

////// that was no bloody plastic mechanic that was me for pity,s come pick me up im battered and bruised j c why did she do that i only cuddled up to keep her warm or something like that