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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:43 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Sommerauer71: I see, right, okay, I will lie next to, road bandit...

MANO, we forgot MANO.

Gorgeous, lickable Mano.


Mano is not in the bus. He is in an emperor’s seat on the top of the bus, oiled in coco oil, in his bare swimming shorts but with a neat white bathrobe.

As I say, all for the attraction laugh
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:44 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
shot3743: Yup I've got the spare woodburner and chainsaw all ready.


What, are you going to do with a chainsaw????


wow
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:44 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
mike69spain: Mano is not in the bus. He is in an emperor’s seat on the top of the bus, oiled in coco oil, in his bare swimming shorts but with a neat white bathrobe.

As I say, all for the attraction



'Faints'

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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:44 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
dragonfly88: cusp is the official shrink just in case the bus breaks down... or a mechanics for that?


Mechanics ... darn, we need to import blood here.

Tell me, who have muscles to show off while getting black oil on his naked arms?

Would be sf, right?

He is, after all, living in Sweden.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:45 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Words out over the other side...

Beds, for the night...


We will need them, for layovers...


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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:45 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Sommerauer71: What, are you going to do with a chainsaw????


He proveds heating, and a spare bonk bed if it would be needed.
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:45 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
mike69spain: Mechanics ... darn, we need to import blood here.

Tell me, who have muscles to show off while getting black oil on his naked arms?

Would be sf, right?

He is, after all, living in Sweden.


He gone and got himself one of them there wimmen fings...

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pietermat Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:46 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
shot3743: Yup I've got the spare woodburner and chainsaw all ready.

You don't need heating just hop on the EU bus
Think it will be warm enough with these hot woman aroundyay
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:46 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
mike69spain: He proveds heating, and a spare bonk bed if it would be needed.


Right...

Okay, Shot, load the chainsaw...

Does it have big batteries?

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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:47 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Sommerauer71: (Does a little jig around office, with students staring at me through the glass)


Kids don't know what freedom lays ahead in being an adult rolling on the floor laughing
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:49 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
pietermat: got to go for food shopping - anyone needs chocolate or fruity items?
Gladly back later


here we always have need for the everlasting solution to all world matters - chocolate. wine
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:49 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
shot3743: Yup I've got the spare woodburner and chainsaw all ready.


Splendid! cheers
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:49 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
mike69spain: Kids don't know what freedom lays ahead in being an adult


Well god help them, whilst marking their English, I am planning a bonk tour...

With me as a role model, they will go far.

NOT.

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markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:50 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Sommerauer71: Perfect, where is what's his name?

That guy, the one who flew you to Qatar? he is first on our list, he can pay for the fuel...
ahhh leave him alone he will die if he see us on his door ..... we dont want bad start laugh
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:50 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Sommerauer71: He gone and got himself one of them there wimmen fings...


moping

So then, who else for that task?

he dont need to know anything of techno stough, but it must look right grin
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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:51 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
pietermat: You don't need heating just hop on the EU bus
Think it will be warm enough with these hot woman around


All the better for him, less to do. We wont need much chocolate either, but it still gives you a purpose should someone ask laugh
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:52 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
mike69spain: So then, who else for that task?

he dont need to know anything of techno stough, but it must look right


Erm, Gozo has offered to be conductor, but we binned him off, I could go and get him and see if he fancies twirling our spark plugs and making sure our clamps are, well, you know, clamping?

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mike69spain Almuñécar, Andalucia Spain
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:52 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
Sommerauer71: Well god help them, whilst marking their English, I am planning a bonk tour...

With me as a role model, they will go far.

NOT.


¿Meaning of life?

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:52 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
markizamkd25: ahhh leave him alone he will die if he see us on his door ..... we dont want bad start


I know, but it was bloody funny.

We will bypass his door, just end him the bill...

grin
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Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
Mon Jan 12, 2009 8:53 AM CST : BONK BUS2 - THE EUROPEAN LEG...
mike69spain: ¿Meaning of life?


Yes, they need to know these things. When all else fails, get on a BONKBUS tour.



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