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and i brought enough PASTIZZI,[traditional maltese cheese/pea cakes] to stuff ourselves up...

This is the funniest thread I´ve read in ages!

What´s my job then, you can´t leave me behind!

Who´s shagging who? I´m confused.

Not sure what type of cheese you use but if its blue- then itll marry well--- cheeese peas sparkling shiraz spirituality - theres some soul in that methinks- Marti

Sure not only Cusp but it will pass good vibration...

Hey Cristina! --- come up to the topothebus - lets have a nice glass and chat (No on football)

Hey Jan...no prob..free for all..

---vvviiibbbraations' cool

The story thus far:

Well, Wedy has been driving like hell and singing his lungs out at the top of his voice ..... Conrad has been reading maps and giving directions ... "Take a left here then another left" .... "Straight on for 2kms" ....... "Okay a SHARP right at the next downhill" ......

And you know WHAT? Someone forgot to take the bus off the blocks after changing the wheels before we "left" !!!!!! So we aint gone very far at all!!!!... yet!

Conrad draws on the line that Smoky has given him, he breathes the nicotine in, it soothes him, he snatches a glance at Weddie, who is piercing his view on the road. Conrad folds the maps, feeling that Weddie, will stay on the right side of the road, relaxes and takes a look back at the brood in the back...

Lago, is laid next to Marki, informing her in a fatherly tone, of how not to fly halfway around the world to meet strange men, Jan, laughing gently, is chatting with Ginger whilst they smile on the frolics, Marti is handing out nibbles, looking beautiful as she does in the moonlight shining through the steamed windows of the bus...

Shot, is polishing his chainsaw, Sommer is looking suspiciously at the chainsaw, wondering where, practical as ever, he will plug it in, Stevyyv is wandering around, chatting in Croatian, telling them all how he will find the woman of his dreams, road bandit is tuning Phoenix's guitar, watching his beloved Sommer as she takes a pocket knife and decides that the chainsaw is not functional and takes the plug off it...

Smoky and Dragon are plotting to climb the pole where Cusp has disappeared to sit and look prominent up there with Mano, Immanuelle and Cris, sultry, sensual darlings, are attempting to open a bottle of wine with a key, Rusty is doing sudoku, racing through it, like it is coming into prohibition, Guiri, is smsing his new lady, wondering why the hell he is here, Mike is listing the singles, who will meet where, when he can see the offers piling in for the EU crowd...

Smoky, as vocal as ever, shouts to Mike, 'Mike, who shall we try to marry off first?'

Mike, looking as professional as ever, squints at Smoky, the wine stops flowing, Phoenix halts his fingers on Henrietta, Dragon is straddled around the pole, but she slips back down, Marti, drops down onto a bean bag, all ears are pricked...

'Who else, other than Lago?'

The mission is on, a big breasted, beauty, is needed, Lago eyes widen like his pupils shining like Kalamata olives, 'me first?' he grins...

'Yes, yes, yes' the group laugh and shout, wine begins to flow, Weddie drives harder, laughter begins, Mano and Cusp thump on the roof, in chorus, the group giggle, knowing that Lago is to find his girl...

But where??? Where will they find her?

Only one place for it...

and what about me? can i come for a ride? the last fun bus I took been a long time ago the Magical bus from Amsterdam to India

YOu are in the back with all the women, pouring wine and grinning...

do i have to bring em myself or are they available - you don't want the bunch of sunday school bible teachers from here do you?

unless you want to teach them a few 'songs'

No thanks, look at who we have here, three teachers, Jan, Immanuelle and myself, Ginger is training, but has many talents, then there is our Smoky, who writes, and drinks wine and well smokes.

Marti, Suzy, Marki, JB, I mean there are a bevvy of beauties that we have here, leave them in Switzerland come and have some fun with us, our BONK BUS is the best.

ok let me start with the booze then and remember i still have the Xhocolate from that other playroom for the latina beauty...

Damn!

I drank all Oslo's aquavit and passed out in the back falling off the seat I was sharing with Mariza. I'm back. I think I was meant to be route coordinator so I'm taking the map from Conrad and insisting on a sharp turn to the left! (that's my response to the world banking crisis)

Speaking of banking...this bus isn't going to be good on the turns unless someone takes it off the blocks! Perhaps Lagoona can paint a picture of some wheels and we can get going..

Left Left!!

left left again...

That's better - now head for venice to pick up some masks for the bus carnival!

Any complaints about the gorgeous women on the bus, may well find you hitching a ride back, so relax and enjoy the company.

Now, where is that big boobied woman for Lago? Does Weddie know where we´re headed? Will Phoenix be upset that his private meeting with the Pope has been postponed?

did we stop at a border? should'nt take that long anymore nowadays as it used to with the Magical Bus. Or is every body taking a 'break' in the Bang Bus?

Not complaining at all, on the contrary, now noticed that more latina beauties around - was talking about one of your fellow latina beauties - lots and oodles of Xhocolate available you can have some alse if you fancy

BULGARIA!... That is where to find the big busted woman for Lago ........ Mirodenia! Next turnoff and follow the signs - Maybe we will have to make plenty of noise outside Miro`s apartment to wake up Bibi who will wake her up.......

Nein, Pieter ( ...by the way! Here have a glass of plonk.. )no stopping at borders any more ....... its too cold for the border guards to be out anyway!

... And this bus is nice and warm, and smoky, and steamy, and noisy.......

I just wish someone would put the wheels on so we can actually begin travelling?

Cheers smoky