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pietermat Amsterdam, Noord-Holland Netherlands
good night folks, maybe tomorrow we find some wheels to get things rolling again thanks looking foreward to meeting you again
CuspofMagic Crystal City, South Australia Australia
---Whaaaat! were still statioary -mmmmh must be jet lag ,mixed with sparkling shiraz and that wafting special smoke from inside the bus that created the illusion we were moving laugh--- even though virtually
wedward linz, Upper Austria Austria
smoky: The story thus far:

Well, Wedy has been driving like hell and singing his lungs out at the top of his voice ..... Conrad has been reading maps and giving directions ... "Take a left here then another left" .... "Straight on for 2kms" ....... "Okay a SHARP right at the next downhill" ......

And you know WHAT? Someone forgot to take the bus off the blocks after changing the wheels before we "left" !!!!!! So we aint gone very far at all!!!!... yet!
to many back seat drivers on this bus i been driving to long im knackerd i getting in the bed at the back of the bus are you coming smoky and bring the new electric blanket i need something to warm me uprolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
MARTI msida, Majjistral Malta
wedward: to many back seat drivers on this bus i been driving to long im knackerd i getting in the bed at the back of the bus are you coming smoky and bring the new electric blanket i need something to warm me up


While our two devoted bride'ngroomtobe..are still snuggled and muffled and bonking in the warm electroluted bed, i thought of bribe a good looking hunk of a mechanic who lives next door.There you see, i offered him a one night stand to get all four PIRELLI tyres for our BONK BUS.shimmy elephant

See what you have to do to help your neighbours....!!cool
wedward linz, Upper Austria Austria
MARTI: While our two devoted bride'ngroomtobe..are still snuggled and muffled and bonking in the warm electroluted bed, i thought of bribe a good looking hunk of a mechanic who lives next door.There you see, i offered him a one night stand to get all four PIRELLI tyres for our BONK BUS.

See what you have to do to help your neighbours....!!
marti darling it may help keep this b bus on the road but all that noise from your mechanic is putting me off my stroke and disturbing my sleep



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
What have you all done to my story?

Gozo?

What have you done with the wheels?

They are supposed to be on the bottom of the bus!!!!

Honestly, this is becoming agony.

wedward linz, Upper Austria Austria
What have you all done to my story? no this is ok all nice and snugly with smoky,s new blanket

Gozo?

What have you done with the wheels?
rolling on the floor laughing



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
MARTI: While our two devoted bride'ngroomtobe..are still snuggled and muffled and bonking in the warm electroluted bed, i thought of bribe a good looking hunk of a mechanic who lives next door.There you see, i offered him a one night stand to get all four PIRELLI tyres for our BONK BUS.

See what you have to do to help your neighbours....!!


Thank you Marti, so where to driver, to find Lago's busty beauty?

Bulgaria, smoky had suggested previously, Weddie, who has always been smitten with Smoky, continues driving, with thoughts of smoky entering his head.

The group continue through the dark night, they begin to fall asleep, in dribs and drabs...

Cusp is getting excited on top and Mano has awoken. Suddenly, Cusp appears on the pole and slides down.

'Stop, stop, the bus'

Weddie draws the bus to a halt, a knock on the door..

'Hello, where do you lot think you are going without me?' says Flower...

Whoops of delight, kisses follow, Flower is handed a plastic cup, wine is sloshed into there, the tune of Henrietta fills the bus and Weddie cranks the engine...

Conrad73 Lonesome Town Zurich, Zrich Switzerland
smoky: The story thus far:

Well, Wedy has been driving like hell and singing his lungs out at the top of his voice ..... Conrad has been reading maps and giving directions ... "Take a left here then another left" .... "Straight on for 2kms" ....... "Okay a SHARP right at the next downhill" ......

And you know WHAT? Someone forgot to take the bus off the blocks after changing the wheels before we "left" !!!!!! So we aint gone very far at all!!!!... yet!
Besides that,just found out,I had that Damn Map Upside Down.We would have gone North all the Time instead of South!doh doh rolling on the floor laughing
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Morning guys.....im ready im born ready grin grin backpack is getting heavy ...hurry up people hurry up or ill drink another plonk with phoenix
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Conrad73: Besides that,just found out,I had that Damn Map Upside Down.We would have gone North all the Time instead of South!
No problem grin
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Where r we? confused



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
markizamkd25: Where r we?



We are on our way to Bulgaria..

markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
Than we can stop in Macedonia or u have to pick me up grin cheep drink and food have our first fist there applause



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
markizamkd25: Than we can stop in Macedonia or u have to pick me up cheep drink and food have our first fist there


(Whispers, 'You are on the bus, darling, all signed up)




phoenix paris, Ile-de-France France


We could do a bonk-a-thon for charity across europe..Just an idea.
markizamkd25 Republic of Macedonia Macedonia
grin too much plunk blushing



Sommerauer71 Salzburg, Salzburg Austria
phoenix: We could do a bonk-a-thon for charity across europe..Just an idea.


Hello, Phoenix, well we could, we are travelling alot, finding bonks...

Lago is first, a busty beauty...




Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Marki, your problem is spunk, not plunk...


laugh
markizamkd25: too much plunk



Lagoona22 Bugibba, Majjistral Malta
Good show...bring her on...the very first that we rope...yihaaa!...ride 'em cowboy...

banana
Sommerauer71: Hello, Phoenix, well we could, we are travelling alot, finding bonks...

Lago is first, a busty beauty...




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