angelpoke Snow on the roof fire in the furnace

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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:: A good man, compassionate, fun, virile, often in the poker room. Coffee in the morning, wine at night. Not at all jealous or possessive. Believe that all people are normal people naturally polyamorous, whether they admit to it or not.
I'm looking for:: Looking for a life partner in business and romance and don't have time to argue or squabble about petty differences. Must quit smoking or die from it, so give me some encouragement.
Will date about any nice gal who has a job and takes showers, but won't legally marry. My ideal companion will be financially secure, open-minded, and ready to travel.

An old adage says, "you can't have too many friends" . . . Another one says, "just because there's a little snow on the roof don't mean there ain't a fire in the furnace".

Never get in a hurry, so if you're in a big rush, look behind you, I'm away back here, just sallying along, smelling the roses.

In fact, have been a bachelor for so long that when I think about sex, the first thing that pops into my mind is a tube of coco-butter. It only costs a buck at the dollar store, and there are no demands, no hardships, no child support payments, no attorney's fees, and no jail time.

The problems with a tube of coco-butter are varied. The spout is too small to kiss effectively and there's a strange taste in your mouth if you lick it. There's not much warmth emanating from the four inches of cold plastic, much like your ex-husband. Coco-butter is a quick fix for a lifetime dilemma, but it gives no backrubs and can't cook worth a darn, even if you promise to do the dishes. And, it's hard to talk to a tube of coco-butter. It can be done, but gents, if the coco-butter ever starts talking back to you, see a doctor.

Of course, there are advantages to that silent tube, because coco-butter doesn't scream hysterical profanities at you, or overdraw your bank account, and blame you for it.

Still, coco-butter produces no real income, doesn't come with a trust fund or an inheritance, has no boys to take hunting or girls to teach equestrian sports. But, then, coco-butter never cuts you off, either.

Well . . . . Next week's subject: Women who date cucumbers. Grin . . . J