About me: .
I am a selfish prick.
If you think that I seem like a nice guy, you don't know me well enough yet. I'm not. I'm the guy that your mother warned you about.
With that said, I am the awesome type of narcissistic jerk that keeps people coming back again and again. I am fun to be around, I have a good sense of humor, and I will roll with anything. I love to have a great time, and I have a great time around great people.
If you are a great person, definitely give me a private message, or a private massage, or maybe just $50.
If you aren't a great person, you can still PM me or give me $50, but the more fun you are, the more fun you will have.
You are a great person if:
* You have a good sense of humor
* You laugh at all my jokes
* You don't sacrifice (tactful) honesty for political correctness
* You buy me lots of stuff
* You have a strong sense of self (that doesn't mean obnoxious)
* You find me irresistibly attractive
* You like living
* You know lots of cute girls who would be interested in me
* You aren't afraid to look dumb if it means having a great time
* You want to clean my gutters.
* You have real goals that you actively pursue.
* You just won the lottery.
I am building a fulfilling life for myself right now. If you can't handle that, don't even bother. On the other hand, if you can handle not always being the center of attention, and you want to come along for the ride, I invite you to come with me on an adventure. Lets make music together.
All in all, I haven't really told you anything about me. I could, but I think that it will be more fun if I don't. Feel free to make up stuff about me so you can brag to all of your friends. Don't worry, I'll cover for you.
I like meeting new people, so drop in anytime, or, you can spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been.
-ArdentPause
I'm looking for: .
I keep reading these profiles that say "looking for a nice decent man to blah blah blah I'm boring and have nothing interesting to say in my profile at all"**.
I know that you (yes, you) get tons of emails a week from guys, but I also know that most of those guys don't get it. If you want a quality guy, put up a quality profile. A good picture isn't enough. Nor is telling me that have a good personality, sense of humor, or any other trait. This isn't a job interview, and we aren't handing out resumes. Show me who you are, show me what you are like, and most of all, show me that you get it.
Be Unpredictable, be Exciting, be Fascinating, be Funny, be Specific, be Worth It.
Lets face it, I know that you know how to attract guys. I know that you know how to have a great time. Now I want you to stand out a little bit. Tell me that you are fascinated with plankton, or that you have gone to see Rocky Horror 431 times...this year. Tell me about that one time at band camp if you have to, but don't stop at telling me that you are a nice and caring person. I know how fascinating you can be. Wear it on your sleeve.
-ArdentPause
**May not actually be a direct quote