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About me:

Bargain Clearout Sale!

Hurry! Offer must end this Saturday!

Hurry, before someone else realises the tremendous value represented by this reliable and clean example. At this bargain price you can be sure this offer won^t last long. If you contact me within 10 minutes of reading this profile then you qualify for a free bunch of flowers on the first date* Single white male. Good job. Well educated. Nice apartment. Enjoys travelling. Clean and tidy. Presents well. All own teeth and hair. Not ugly. Able to hold intelligent conversations for up to 13 minutes at a time. Goes to gym. Good shape. Enjoys riding bicycles on the weekend. Likes movies. Good at cooking. Enjoys reading a good book now and then) I am a good conversationalist and highly skilled at looking like I am listening to what you are saying whilst actually thinking about something funny that happened yesterday, so we should both be happy :) Exceptionally good condition for age. Rarely does an example in this condition come on the market. Testimonials available from previous satisfied customers... ^..I suppose he was reasonably tidy and did his share around the house ...^ ^..he fixed the rubber hose on my car radiator once which saved me about eighty bucks.^ ^..he never forgot my birthday..^ Don^t delay! Contact today! (No refunds. No returns. No layby) *conditions apply... See moreSee less

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Probably a bargain hunter, who can tell when she sees a real bargain!