bowchickawahwah A Headline I dont need no stinkin headline

About me:: There's a pretty good chance that when I finally do get around to posting a profile, it will be the most incredible profile ever posted in the history of man. I guarantee it, or your money back. (may I remind you that you paid nothing to join this site.) But seriously, I'm just trying to use up the mandatory minimum of 50 words I have to put in this box. By the way, if you're into zodiac signs, I am NOT a capricorn.

Naturally I'll post a photo but I'll do it later. I'm thinking it will either be shot by Annie Leibovitz or the local Glamor Shots. I haven't decided yet. In the meantime, continue to imagine yourself with Denzel Washington or any other handsome Hollywood hunk of your choice.
I'm looking for:: O.K., first of all she's a lady. Which means she's got lady parts. Nice ones: above, below, in the middle and in the back. (you should be laughing hysterically now.) She's smart, she's interesting and interested. She's fun, she's funny and she has a great personality. She's not a hypocrite, she's young at heart, and she still gets pretty horny. But most importantly, she is a nice human being. No "Divas" or B-iotches allowed.

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bowchickawahwah

A Headline? I don't need no stinkin' headline!!

I am a:: 46 yr-old man
Seeking:: seeking women, 35-50
Location:: Atlanta, Georgia USA
Last Online:: online today!
Height:: 6' 0" (183 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender
Hair Color:: Black
Eye Color:: Brown
Ethnicity:: Black/African
Education:: Bachelors Degree
Religion:: Christian/Other
Occupation:: Writer / Journalist
I do work, they give me a check. Nuff said!
Income:: No Answer
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Socially
Marital Status:: Never Married
Has Kids:: I have no kids
Wants Kids:: Probably Not
Looking for:: Long-term
Sign:: Capricorn

Seeking:: seeking women, 35-50
Located:: Within 100 miles of Atlanta, Georgia USA
Height:: 3' 0" (91 cm) to 6' 1" (185 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender, Fit/Athletic, Average, Skinny, Modelesque, Firm & Toned, Proportional
Hair:: Any
Eyes:: Any
Ethnicity:: Any
Education:: Any
Religion:: Any
Occupation:: Any
Income:: Any
Smokes:: Never, Trying To Quit
Drinks:: Any
Marital Status:: Never Married, Divorced, Widowed
Has kids:: Any
Wants kids:: Any