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About me and who I'm looking for
About me:
OK you caught me.

I'm really a border collie who's owner leaves the computer on 24/7. I started out two years ago just pushing keys and moving the mouse around with my nose. As I played with the computer I found I could do more and more with the internet.

I have a facebook account where I pose as a single, middle aged Asian stock broker.

The thing I am most proud of is hacking in to Martha Stewart's website and posting a recipie for lamb stew that is still on the site undetected. You'd think someone would have noticed it used a large can of Alpo lamb chunks in gravy.

Oh, and as long as we are confessing things, I go into the bathroom every so often and pee on the side of the toilet soaking down the rug. The boss thinks it is her boyfriend not aiming well enough.

Hey I was here first.
I'm looking for:
I want someone to cuddle on the couch with. Someone who will share their food, throw a stick for me and rub my belly.

brunomcmahon

Are you going to eat all of that sandwich?
I am a:
48 yr-old man
Seeking:
seeking women, 30-50
Location:
Hardwick, Vermont USA
Last Online:
online today!
Height:
5' 9"  (175 cm)
Body Type:
Few extra pounds
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Green
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Education:
Associate Degree
Religion:
Christian/Other
Occupation:
Entrepreneurial / Start-up
Herding cats
Income:
No Answer
Smokes:
Never
Drinks:
Never
Marital Status:
Widowed
Has Kids:
I have no kids
Wants Kids:
Not Sure
Looking for:
Dating
Sign:
Aries Aries
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