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About me and who I'm looking for

About me:

after taking vows of celibacy and abstinence and forgoing all of my material possessions for homespun robes, I divide my time between a matching pair of modest scavenged refrigerator boxes in central Canada and Trinidad. On a daily ration consisting of a handful of uncooked rice and a ladleful of water, I search the web for love.

We interrupt this profile for a:

EXTREMELY SERIOUS WARNING

Unless you are as smart as Marie Currie, savvy as a Calcutta concubine, tough as Wonder Woman, rich as the Queen of England, emotionally resilient as Hilary Clinton, and as generally able to take care of yourself as well as the average Celtic Fire Maiden, you should never have been allowed near this profile.

Please delete it from your computer and then dispose of your PC as you would any piece of high-level radioactive waste. If you ignore this warning, read on at your peril - you are dead certain to have your dreams of having a meaningful relationship crushed and you will live out your final decades beating back waves of tears in a lonely hearts colony.

Now that we've scared off the lightweights, let's get down to business. Want to know more? You can request a resume, ... it is a about an inch thick, neither fat nor skinny as these things go. The covers are rugged hand-laid paper of rice chaff, bamboo tailings, free-range hemp, and crystalline glacial melt water made by wizened artisans operating out of a mist-shrouded temple hewn from living volcanic rock, on some island known only to aerobically gifted, spandex-sheathed Left Coast travel bores. An impressionistic map of the globe has been dashed across these covers by molecularly reconstructed Ming Dynasty calligraphers using brushes of combed unicorn mane dipped into ink made of grinding down charcoal slabs fashioned by blind monks from hand-charred fragments of the True Cross.

I'm looking for:

Someone who knows the secret to success:

"What is Success?"

"To laugh often and much;

To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;

To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;

To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others.

To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;

To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived; this is to have succeeded."

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The laughter is the easy part (well it is, provided you have an appreciation of parody and satire) The rest of it, like a fine wine, takes time ... which is why we'll need to do [ lots of stuff] ~

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. I hope it made you smile

Live with passion. K