About me: hi im chris, i like spitting at frogs and cow stamping,i also like squashing flys onto next door neighbours window, listening to elton john whilst waring a pink wig and big yellow socks upto my knees and throwing cats dowm chimneys ive not many bad habits apart from glue sniffing, farting through peoples letterbox's and thowing golf balls at tramps, ive already given up stamping on heghogs and flicking snotballs at policemen
so pick me, you know im the right one.
I'm looking for: just looking for friends,so my ideal match is someone who likes to chat and make friends:) i have found my princess and am in a relationship and am very happy