About me: Q: What's the difference between a red dragon and giant furnace?
A: Adventurers don't throw themselves at giant furnaces.
Q: How do you know a dwarf raided your pantry?
A: Only the bottom halves of the shelves are empty.
Q: How do you know an elf raided your pantry?
A: Only vegetables and fruits are missing.
Q: How do you know an ogre raided your pantry?
A: Pantry? What pantry?
I'm looking for: I don't have an 'ideal' match, nor am I looking. I'm just curious about who's out there on this 'third rock from the sun. I'm just here to peruse the forums, check out profiles and maybe make a few more friends along the way. Have a wonderful day!!
Two acolytes are traveling through Ravenloft when a vampire jumps on their cart. "Quick!" the one acolyte shouts to the other "Show him you're cross!" The other acolyte shouts the vampire "Get off my f*cking cart you a**hole!" (Sorry..had to edit this one..so I don't get kicked off the site..again).
Q: How many drow does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nobody knows. They don't bother. They have darkvision.
Q: What's the difference between a giant furnace and a red dragon?
A: Adventurers don't throw themselves at furnaces.
Q: How do you know a dwarf raided your pantry?
A: Only the bottom halves of the shelves are empty.
Q: How do you know an elf raided your pantry?
A: Only vegetables and fruits are missing.
Q: How do you know an ogre raided your pantry?
A: Pantry? What pantry?