cloudoffaeries Dammit Jim Im a doctor not a cleric

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About me:: Q: What's the difference between a red dragon and giant furnace?

A: Adventurers don't throw themselves at giant furnaces.

Q: How do you know a dwarf raided your pantry?

A: Only the bottom halves of the shelves are empty.

Q: How do you know an elf raided your pantry?

A: Only vegetables and fruits are missing.

Q: How do you know an ogre raided your pantry?

A: Pantry? What pantry?
I'm looking for:: I don't have an 'ideal' match, nor am I looking. I'm just curious about who's out there on this 'third rock from the sun. I'm just here to peruse the forums, check out profiles and maybe make a few more friends along the way. Have a wonderful day!!

Two acolytes are traveling through Ravenloft when a vampire jumps on their cart. "Quick!" the one acolyte shouts to the other "Show him you're cross!" The other acolyte shouts the vampire "Get off my f*cking cart you a**hole!" (Sorry..had to edit this one..so I don't get kicked off the site..again).

Q: How many drow does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Nobody knows. They don't bother. They have darkvision.

Q: What's the difference between a giant furnace and a red dragon?
A: Adventurers don't throw themselves at furnaces.

Q: How do you know a dwarf raided your pantry?
A: Only the bottom halves of the shelves are empty.

Q: How do you know an elf raided your pantry?
A: Only vegetables and fruits are missing.

Q: How do you know an ogre raided your pantry?
A: Pantry? What pantry?

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Dammit Jim!! I'm a doctor....not a cleric!!

I am a:: 47 yr-old woman
Seeking:: seeking men, 18-99
Location:: Imrryr, Florida USA
Last Online:: Online within 2 weeks
Height:: 5' 8" (173 cm)
Body Type:: Slim/Slender
Hair Color:: Medium Brown
Eye Color:: Green
Ethnicity:: White/Caucasian
I'm Irish, Scottish, Welsh, English, French, Danish and German. I guess you could say I'm a combination of a Celtic mongrel and Anglo-Saxon mutt.
Education:: High School
Religion:: Spiritual but not religious
From what I have researched...neither the biblical creation theory or the theory of evolution answers all my questions. I think the answer may lie somewhere in between. I do believe in reincarnation. In my opinion, there's too much evidence proving i
Occupation:: Artist
Sitting around the house creating jewelry, sculptures, etc.
Income:: No Answer
Smokes:: Never
Drinks:: Never
Marital Status:: Separated
Has Kids:: Yes, they are Grown and left the nest
Wants Kids:: No, been there-done that
Looking for:: Friends/Hang Out
Sign:: Gemini

My Interests

reading, shooting pool, dungeons & dragons, magic the gathering, arts and crafts, hanging out with friends, communing with nature, feeding wildlife, dancing alone in my living room, writing poetry (when I'm inspired), people watching, watching TV and movies, sculpting, weaving, meditation, astrology, psychic phenomenom, the strange and unusual, UFO's, the Anunnaki, sci-fi/fantasy.