About me: I work pretty hard at helping "First-Responders" do their job. I install professional lighting systems, 2-way radios, antennas, computers, modems, and power couplings in vehicles of all types and sizes. I also install and maintain communication systems from the ground up. Literally. Crawling through basements right on up the towers. Simply put, I make cars blink a lot and go "Woo-Woooo" down the road.
I'm looking for: What should she be like? Hmm, lets see... 1-You don't have to cook (I do fine grilling steaks and gathering up take-out). 2-You don't have to fold my clothes(I know where to throw my whitey-tightys). 3-You don't have to clean(The dust was there long before I bought the house,it'll be there after I'm gone). That's not to say I have a problem with a clean house. There comes a point where some women can be abit obsessive with it.
She should know... 1- How to install Toilet-paper(only one pain-in-the-ass at any given moment, please.
Also...The toilet seat...As Funny as that sounds Please look first. It's your fuzzy butt. 2- Some guys like beer - she should too (No, you won't wake up saying "I did WHAT?").
3- How to wear make-up (you don't need to look like a cartoon character, or some of my ex's for that matter). 4- How to walk in a skirt...You have a cute butt, ok. Fine. Great. Just wear something different if you need to walk like a baby elephant (or stamp out small fires). She should be aware that I (like most guys) Look at women differently than women look at men. Yes, sometimes we drool and drag our knuckles like cave-men. Hmmm... I have this image...A big club over one shoulder...Uh, at least we don't have to drag you back to our cave.
Also, your "Honey-Do" list and my "Honey-Won't-Do" list.
I am my own man, and confident in my manhood (and feel free to slap me on the back of my head when I get too alpha).
I'm by no means a chauvinist, or a control freak, or a " My way or the highway " person.
But looks are important. So are smarts, personality, and sex -All in no particular order. Well, ok...So personality does count for alot.
If you like Romance, Compassion, Listening and Understanding...
Ahh, what the hell...There's ass-kissing too.
I'm 51 years old. Been there, done that....And probably keep doing that for the rest of my life. If you can be yourself, and "Ride the wind before it's gone"....Call me, "I'd rather be breathing than something i've been".