About me: i have written this so many times now im running out of ideas but still cant stop ,hi
,im farley a 27 year old lass from bonnie scotland but until i hit school i was born in ireland ,and yes i can drink a lot
. I know at this point i should tell you how clever i am and how im looking for "the dream man" and that i can cook clean hoover build cars and birth 15 healthy broad boys the size of samson yet still keep my figure and that im fantastic at massages but i wont ,and not because i cant do any of those things but more that if you can do most of it yourself then why do i have to do it ?
Rules = no i dont want your number .
No = i dont want to give you mine harsh it may be but i have cannibalistic tendencies ,thats worse .
I'm looking for: if you’re one of those people that suck the life out of others your perfect, oh and I also need someone who can change the light bulbs without the step ladder,you must also be able to cook clean Hoover build cars and turn blood into wine because believe me you will be bleeding pints working this S.A.S style daily ritual so if the off license is closed I want results here and now. PS if you have any fingers on left hand i also require a massage fit for the Gods: TMP x 